the beer-bearer

adapted from the misadventures of kenda legenda, drunk dejan and the bag of beer

[makinology]

chickens in capes … knitting or crochet … sadly, I don’t have the pattern … 🐓

[morganalefays]

I know the Geneva convention don’t exist in like the faerie realm or whatever, but sometimes I’ll look at the actions of “good guys” in a fantasy book and go like ok so this is definitely a war crime

[allthingseurope]

Navarre, Spain 

[ongezien]

Siglufjörður, Iceland. 

[chromolume]

when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time

[a-few-small-plants]

it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

it was only a kiss

it was only a kiss

[initiala]

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[linda-belcher]

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[theonion]

[flowerinaflame]

[disgustinganimals]

I’m so SICK of THIS DOG

[susiephone]

someone: wow i can’t believe kesha’s actually good now!

me, externally: haha, yeah, her new stuff is incredible

me, internally: her stuff has ALWAYS been incredible. just because her old stuff was more party and dance music and used autotune and was marketed towards teenage girls doesn’t change the fact that her lyrics have always been clever, heartwarming, and just plain fun. even if her old music wasn’t personally your cup of tea, you can’t pretend that she hasn’t always been a talented musician with a great voice – y’all talk like she didn’t release stripped-down versions of her old music with no autotune years ago, PROVING her voice is amazing. animal, cannibal and warrior had so many bops on them, so many uplifting party songs, and from the very beginning, she has been subverting and satirizing the drunken party girl image her label built up for her. and let’s not even get into the fact that she has a genius level iq, and is an all-around great person and has always been outspoken about human rights, and is an inspiration for abuse survivors everywhere, and,

[it-was-ady]

Food $200 Data $30 Rent $250 Things I buy because I’m depressed $3,600 Utility $100

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl]

buy more things because you’re depressed

[it-was-ady]

Okay

[worthyourweightinfanfiction]

Hey remember in 2012 when Danger Days came out and it was set in 2019 and we were like “lol how is the world gonna go to shit and have a nuclear war in 7 years from now haha bullshit” and now it’s 2017 and Donald Trump is the president

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[glitchcaze-blog]

why KILL monster… when you can KISS monster…

[allsaidanddun-deactivated201802]

I know it’s you Guillermo del Toro