#nothisispatrick

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[mrsconcept]

I just remembered this one time a while back where I got a call from an unknown number, but contrary to normal behavior, I decided to answer the call. It ended up being some random angry woman, but she huffed and asked "is this the krusty krab?" And I swear, all time stopped, the stars aligned, and it was like Patrick himself was whispering into my ear. Anyways, I did it, she got mad at me and I ended up hanging up because she started yelling. Worth it though!

[awoodenpen]

This is a new cat toy? No, this is Patrick. #foundinacerealbox #catsofinstagram #nothisispatrick https://www.instagram.com/p/CC_ZunGFSXx/?igshid=164v4fhp8x86e

[moonandstars4]

What if the Dursley’s knew how famous Harry would be so they legally changed his name to something really ordinary like Patrick Dursley. Then when he goes to Diagon Alley with Hagrid and people see his scar they start pointing fingers and whispering behind his back if that’s really Harry Potter and the poor kid gets so confused and angry as he does and eventually just stands on table and shouts nO THIS IS PATRICK

[fartyjuiceman]

All my health tips are in my newly released book "stress yourself thin".

At the end of this year I'll be releasing part two: "When all else fails, try meth".

[karenkedlig]

• God: Is this asshole #nothisispatrick 🤣🤣🤣 • ————————————————— @karenkedlig_kontorfitilihut #deargod #imnotreadyforthisshit #astrologylover #sassyhumor (her: The Magical House of Love & Light) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzbfgdXFD8v/?igshid=12opvmnm84xb2

[karenkedlig]

• #nobody is this #instagrammodels ? #nothisispatrick #bikinibottom • 🤣🤣• #pleasestop ———————————————— @karenkedlig_kontorfitilihut #fortheloveofhumor #spongebobmemes #patrickstarrr ————————————————– Stolen from @j.rose.7 (her: Nowhere) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzGadQXFtbZ/?igshid=3jvpx1acehdm

[karenkedlig]

• I love #nothisispatrick 🤣 and I love #spongebob • Also I am Actually an adult, believe it or not 😬😁 • ————————————————— #toiletart #patrickstarrr @karenkedlig_kontorfitilihut (her: Toilet) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwKbogKhPrT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=d817pkouzg02