i'm trying

J|33|pansexual & poly|she/her|mutifandom|gay,liberal shit|420|etc. I love lots of things very strongly, and my depression/adhd likes to kick my ass.

[red--city]

How many times do i explain

To him that my brain works in a certain

Way and i cant change it so please

Work with me and be direct

How many ways can i say it before

I realize he is unable to hear me

[crimeronan]

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

[red--city]

when you are the host of the party... (not surprise)

you ask the guest of honor what they would prefer

you do the whole thing, you want no input, and they show up

Voting ended onJul 6

[red--city]

when you are the host of the party... (not surprise)

you ask the guest of honor what they would prefer

you do the whole thing, you want no input, and they show up

Voting ended onJul 6

[red--city]

when someone is playing music or a video out loud on their phone while in the same room as you...

I cannot concentrate on anything else, they take over the whole room

its annoying but not enough to ever say anything or leave

I dont even notice

I am the person usually playing things out loud

I will murder someone for doing this

Voting ended onJun 12

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

damn i kinda think we’re going to get through this

[red--city]

Would you propose to someone whole they are preforming in front of people? (public speaking, dancing, teaching, singing, acting, etc)

Yes! It's a fun idea!

Only if discussed beforehand

No, I personally wouldn't

Absolutely NOT, hell no, never

Voting ended onMar 16

[red--city]

Would you propose to someone whole they are preforming in front of people? (public speaking, dancing, teaching, singing, acting, etc)

Yes! It's a fun idea!

Only if discussed beforehand

No, I personally wouldn't

Absolutely NOT, hell no, never

Voting ended onMar 16

[klapollo]

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[prophetic-writer]

“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[judblanc]

[pulsingvoid]

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

[onedamnminuteadmiral]

[movedmovedjump]

epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!

[movedmovedjump]

everyone go home this is the only good addon to this post

[borgbot]

Do you think other cultures in Star Trek ever make fun of Starfleet for their uniforms?

Like, “Oh look boys, here comes the color wheel”

[jennelikejennay]

One alien: now don't be judgemental, probably humans just can't see colors very well. To them those colors are classy and muted

Random telepath: oh no, those colors are actually MORE garish to humans 😅

[bajuuuu]

You laugh until the ship is on fire you can’t see a damn thing and searching for a bright red or bright yellow uniform is what saved your life!

[jennelikejennay]

Nice to think that someday we outgrow the nervous cringefear that caused the epidemic of drabness in the 1800s which is still going on today. Someday we will no longer feel stupid being the brightest colored bird in the forest.