#notification terrorist

[gorotic]

Just saw the any/all pronoun post you reblogged and contrary to your wishes I will now refer to you as 😈/👿

(For all intensive purposes this is obviously a joke but I was reminded of “😈😈/srs” and I laughed for five minutes)

i didnt even realize those were two different emojis. the way im about to kick your ass rn

[gorotic]

I am eating your heart like it is forbidden fruit right now (it tastes like strawberry jam and glitter)

narrows my eyes at you. GLITTER!! i love that my heart is made of glitter you're going to be coughing it up for weeks but strawberry jam?? i remember once i had strawberry jam and then a stomach flu later the same day probably entirely unrelated but its not why i dont like strawberries but still why! why would you do this to me

[gorotic]

Update, just saw two absolutely drunk guys trying to kiss each other and they couldn’t figure out how to because they were both wearing baseball caps and they were getting in the way and I found it hilarious happy pride month to these two men in particular

oh my god thats so cutee you're right happy pride month to these two specifically they deserve it all

[gorotic]

[gorotic]

It’s the end of the world, Cannarcis on tumblr says “updated one day ago” I must be dead and gone

you are alive and over dramatic

[gorotic]

I may be going insane but I am still here to check up on my favorite girlie because paperteeth updated

thank you my also fav girlie paperteeth update and status report for elve

they're so gay and so silly about it my favourite vampires

[gorotic]

Am I living up to my name!! I’ve got no fucking claim to fame!!

what!! does that mean!! is it perhaps.. a joke babygirl ?! which name in specific

[gorotic]

I don’t know who I am actually, I had an identity crisis 🙁

im coming over to blow up your house fuck you