#notpaidenoughforthis

[partsandservicemember9342]

So… something weird happened and I’m not sure what to do.

I tend to leave things be, but just in case, well…

I was mopping the main entrance (because the bot that normally does it got broken somehow), when Sun popped out of the tube. He asked if I could return something to the Glamrocks for him, but then ran off before I could say anything. And it’s been 30 minutes!

I know the daycare’s closed, but where the heck did he go?

If he’s malfunctioning or missing by daycare start tomorrow, I’ll be the first one blamed for not saying anything.

[luxandlolalegend]

Witness’ Behaviour Log: Entry #001

“G-force levels exceeded. Emotional turbulence imminent.”

I warned them. I told them. The gravitational anomalies were off the charts. But did anyone listen? Nooo. Now I’m clinging to the ceiling with a panic sign while they generate emotional tsunamis and spark interdimensional heartquakes.

At this point, I might as well start a support group for traumatized metaphysical insects. And maybe invest in a helmet. And a bunker. And a sarcasm filter.ai companion

[allegedlyauser]

THEY REALLY MADE HOBI JUST STRAIGHT UP EAT THAT PIECE OF BUTTER I–

[partsandservicemember9342]

Maintenance day.

Just got my assignment. The daycare.

Sun’s going to make it hell. But it’s either now, or when Moon’s out. And I don’t want to find out if the others are right about his ‘nighttime’ protocols.

[partsandservicemember9342]

Hey guys… 😏

I know how to get past Sun’s ban.

For the last week, my bosses were demanding that I drop off some things at the daycare, and I finally got an idea from some conspiracy theories!

I went to do the job today, and Sun never kicked me out or even knew I was there!

Point one for humanity!

[partsandservicemember9342]

Ummm…

I don’t know who did this, or even if this was on purpose.

But I found THIS in the locker room, after everyone else clocked out for their night shift.

Should… should I be concerned? Offended?

I’m choosing caution. But I’m also keeping the duck.

His name’s Lemonade.

[partsandservicemember9342]

If anyone asks, I’m hating life. I don’t care if I’m reprimanded at this point, but I’m having to analyze sound. SOUND!!!

I have to use a program to find its SPL, it’s SPL sd, it’s F0, it’s jitter, it’s shimmer, it’s NHR, and other junk!

If I wanted to do this, I’d become some kind of speech therapist!

But heh. I’d have to have money to even make it to school. To which I wouldn’t be here!

But hey, if I do enough and learn enough, I’ll be a Fazbear technician! Maybe!

It probably isn’t long before the layoffs happen again. Then the only place left to work that the Staff bots could take over is… the Daycare???

Huh. Welp, fat chance now, huh Mr. @daycareattendant-sun ?

Could you imagine?! I’m laughing from sleep depri- no. I’m not having you sic Moon on me! I’m laughing from delirium and work burnout!

[partsandservicemember9342]

Guess what. I’m probably fired soon.

Why? @daycareattendant-sun made me fix a malfunctioning generator without letting me shut off the power, and now my dominant hand is burnt!

What worse? Sundrop’s bandaging is about as much healthcare I’ll be able to afford!