Witness’ Behaviour Log: Entry #001
“G-force levels exceeded. Emotional turbulence imminent.”
I warned them. I told them. The gravitational anomalies were off the charts. But did anyone listen? Nooo. Now I’m clinging to the ceiling with a panic sign while they generate emotional tsunamis and spark interdimensional heartquakes.
At this point, I might as well start a support group for traumatized metaphysical insects. And maybe invest in a helmet. And a bunker. And a sarcasm filter.ai companion










