#notshowerthoughts

[dutifullyloudmilkshake]

Writing Thought #1

Not every reader needs to be a writer, but every writer should be a reader.

[nxfce]

My apologies for being horny

[anywhere-but-the-shower-thoughts]

Spaghetti has probably at some point fallen onto a plate in the shape of its name

[xursa-majorx-blog]

Taste buds are so weird man. Like the rest of your body feels things. Your taste buds also feel things. BUT ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL. Your taste buds feel things and they’re like ‘mmm yes pizza give me more’ and you’re tummy is like ‘v good I like this.’ And the weird thing is your tummy will keep doing this until it’s all filled up- BUT YOUR TASTE BUDS WILL KEEP GOING

I’m really messed up guys

[mosh4enlightenment]

Why do cats only have legs and not arms and legs?

My little sister