#notstraight

[notnovie]

Karlnap>>>>>>

sapnap said he's straight but.............karl..............cmon sapnap has gotta be gay for him LIKE BRO uR GAY FOR KARL WE GET IT

[lesbiansgoal]

Well, that’s one way to go about it....

[gabbyguppy]

My friend went “why did you straighten your hair today”

And my other friend looks up suddenly interested in the conversation, and I went “well I wanted to look the opposite of what I’m feeling”

Then the first friend laughs, and the second one looks confused so, without missing a beat, I go “because I’m not straight”

[nerdyornothing]

I have gone 0 days without having the realization that I am in fact not straight.

[anaiahpre]

[potatobubblewrapnightmare]

Is it just me

I have this pair of jeans that are straight cut, so it says straight on the label, and every time I see the label I just snort and say ‘not me’

Like every time I see the word ‘straight’ I just laugh and it’s a problem because I almost out myself three times a day

[i-need-a-lyfee]

[abuepana]

I need to start posting more on here. Anyway I just got told I have sCoLiOsIs so funnnnn but the cool thing is now I can make gay jokes about my back not being straight soooo