#notthebee

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NOT SATIRE: UAE Cuts Funding For Students In UK Because They May Encounter Radical Islam

In today's edition of too crazy to parody ...

For those that don't know, Babylon Bee is a satirical news site. But, sometimes reality is stranger than fiction, so they created Not The Bee to report on real things that are stranger than parody.

I've seen this reported from multiple sources.

[theanarchistscookbook]

[boundless-nocturnalsoujourn]

The teachers union in Chicago spent too much time in the Learing center

[theswordofdamntheseknees]

Austin Metcalf’s family was SWATted overnight.

Austin Metcalf's family was swatted overnight. I'm not joking. Details here.

Well, just in case you didn't think the Metcalf and Karmelo Anthony case couldn't bring any more drama, you were wrong.

Un-fucking-believable. This was attempted murder.

[ketchuplaser]

I'd like to think I'm here, but I don't even have a sword 😭🗡

[cyraniadebergerac]

Woke doctors thought a tool that accounts for ethnic differences in kidney function was racist, so they removed it and screwed up the entire

Modern medicine has known for years that there are some basic physiological differences between ethnicities that require different types of

Spoiler: The difference is actually a major, life-and-death sort of deal.