KetchupLaser

Orbital Condiment Strike If there's porn on your page, you getting a block Check out the '#ketchup laser' for my original content, '#kl brews' for my adventures in mead, '#kl draws' for my art, '#kl bakes' for my baking and '#kl cooks' for recipes, etc.

[ketchuplaser]

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[pettycentral]

[beardedmrbean]

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[gaygalaxys]

[ketchuplaser]

[abrahamdhr]

[Comm] Rocco

Commission done of Rocco, a muscular and intimidating powerhouse, he wears his history in his scars and worn out clothing. As a rebellious force, he carries the fierce, unrefined energy of a short-tempered fighter. This is also a reminder that you may find my commission information following the next link PRICES

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[omnybus]

Swine/11

[witless-winion1]

oh? what’s this? mutual’s post? With zero (0) notes? Not on my dash bitch

[tastefullyoffensive]

12 Heartwarming Times Grown Adults Understood Their Parents’ Kindness Was The True Inheritance

[ketchuplaser]

Anybody looking for a good cry?

[ketchuplaser]

Years of video games have trained me for this moment

[ketchuplaser]

Same face

[ketchuplaser]

[only-cat-memes]

[ketchuplaser]

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, getting up off the floor!

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[cat-mermaid]

real talk, i saw this other vid 7 years ago where a trainer like this lady gave some of the most important physical health advice I ever heard that changed my life:

#1. You should be able to lay down on the floor (face down or back) and be able to get up without your hands. If you can't? Spend a little bit every day just doing that, laying on the floor and getting up again no hands style, then laying down again (you'd be surprised how fast it wears you out after a few times)

#2. You should be able to get up out of a chair without using your hands or grabbing on to anything. Can't? Fucking start training mother fucker! Just a few uppies every day could save your damn life when you get older!

#3. You should be able to turn your neck to the side without twisting your upper body in the same direction, you should be able to turn your head freely without moving your shoulders, chest or torso! Start looking up loosy goosy neck exercises! It makes such a HUGE difference!

#4. You should be able to motherfucking stand on one foot and keep your balance for longer then 15 seconds. Haha sounds easy right? Thats what I thought when I tried after watching that vid, i was horrified to find how hard it was! I started doing "one leggy style" standing any chance I got, when I'm in line somewhere, when I'm watching a video... just do a few rounds of 10 seconds on each leg for like 5 min every day!

You get older and you think you still have all the same limberness as you did when you were 8, but whens the last fucking time you ran around and played like an 8 year old? You loose that flexibility so subtlety and then one day when you need it? BAM ITS GONE

Start getting into these habits now, i don't care if you're 18/25/30/45/50 OR WHATEVER JUST START YOU WON'T REGRET IT!