@notthehound replied to your post “Hello, sir! Can I interest you in signing my petition...”
For a minute there I was like. Did we? Did we see wiener. Then I actually saw what you did there.
We actually did see weiner!
Euron stood by the window, drinking from a silver cup. He wore the sable cloak he took from Blacktyde, his red leather eye patch, and nothing else. [...] The wind came gusting through the window and stirred his sable cloak. There was something obscene and disturbing about his nakedness. [...] Victarion glanced away. “Cover yourself.” Euron seated himself and gave his cloak a twitch, so it covered his private parts.
--AFFC, The Reaver
And we’ve seen icy weiner:
Beneath her coverlets she tossed and turned, dreaming that Hizdahr was kissing her… but his lips were blue and bruised, and when he thrust himself inside her, his manhood was cold as ice. --ADWD, Daenerys VII
So indeed, kudos to @westwingconvert, for the double pun. And to GRRM I suppose, who set it up in the first place... :D
