Underwear, December 1st
Aide: Here, come talk to your teacher
(student A walks in slowly, holding a pair of Ninja Turtle underwear)
Me: UHHH. I don't know what happened, but my first question is, are you still wearing underwear???
Student A: Yes, yes I am.
Aide: He was running around the playground swinging these above his head.
Me: Where did they come from? Like, where did you get them??
Student A: Well, my mommy and daddy buyed them for me at the store....
Me, exasperatedly: No...like where did you find them today...were they in your backpack?
Student A: Nope.
Me: Well, where then?
Student A, matter-of-factly: In my pants.
Me: But YOU'RE SURE that you're still wearing underwear??
Student A, equally exasperatedly: YES.
Me: Okay, so then where in your pants exactly...like your pocket?
Student A: Mmmm, no. Like here (points to knee).
Me: Oh. Okay. Well. If that happens again, you should just go tell a grown-up and we can help you put them away. You shouldn't use them to scare your friends.
Student A: Oh! Okay. Can I go play now?
Me: After you put your underwear in your backpack, then yes.
Student A: They're not underwear, they are Ninja Turtle undies.
Me: *face palm* Okay bye.
