#notwhatiam

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@notwhatiam might have a compulsion

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God forbid anyone ever reveal the secret formula of Lyctorhood to @notwhatiam. Or me, for that matter. The world is not ready.

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we all need queer family like @notwhatiam who put up with our late-night dramatics

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💪💪

Me, trying to convince Myra (@notwhatiam) to try working out: "And, not to sound base, but the ladies looooove some developed arms."

Myra: "Why, yes, they do. I am *the ladies*. Just not *the arms*."

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"Blood doesn't taste like wine, Michael. This sounds like a you problem."

—@notwhatiam has some Opinions about Michael's allegiance (or perhaps intelligence) in The Lost Boys

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Did I mention that @notwhatiam, literally the best queer goddaughter ever, got me a pole for my birthday?

Here’s me trying to give the phone (propped up on the cat tree) a sultry come-hither look in the three seconds between hitting the trigger on my watch and the photo going off. All while dealing with the “ow ow ow” of 170 lbs worth of friction between my thighs.

Totally worth it.