Sep 24, 2021
every time i read ‘jared was straight in the broadway play’ i feel like the guy from facade who gets really upset every time the player types melons and just kicks u out of the apartment when u do
#mel.rtf#the article: 'jared who was straight in the broadeay version'#me: okay. that's it. you need to leave#[closing the door behind them] so anyway broadway!jared is bisexual#and film!jared is gay#novel!jared ...#the cishetties can keep that guy i don't care#maybe i should like specify that i only mean this in reference to like. my specific interpretation#i don't like. read fics where jared is written as not attracted to women and pretend otherwise hsjslfjsh#bi jared is one of the oldest headcanons i adopted from one of my friends tho#and also where i originally picked up trans lesbian alana beck from