Notes: Some random headcanons that have been floating around my mind for the longest time and they need to get out so that I can focus on writing these imagines smh-
Ft: NPC Fatui Agents
Pyro Agent
Severe tsundere syndrome
wants to be a loner but everyone drags him into their shenanigans
doesn’t know how to deal with affection and would either: scowl and be snappy about it or turn invisible and escape like a coward
hates being vulnerable and showing weakness
wears his ‘villainous’ persona diligently as a way to scare others away
quick to temper and say the wrong things in the heat of anger, when he cools he is also quick to regret
bad at apologising, but give him some time, he’ll get to it - eventually
touch-starved
surprisingly does not have high alcohol tolerance
Anemoboxer
friendly big brother everyone wants in their lives
fist bumps YAY
tanker of the team and takes it upon himself to protect everyone
a bit of a himbo
is probably an older brother himself with tons of younger siblings back home
breaks up fights within the group
bakes. the. best. cakes.
all brawn no brain
the hugs this man gives is to die for - it’s those full-body, wrap you in warmth and thick arms, pillowed in nice pecs- *cough* I mean. Great. Amazing. Hugs. Yeah.
is a bit oblivious to signs - getting into a serious relationship with this guy is rollercoaster ride filled with plenty of misunderstandings (incredibly entertaining or frustrating for others to watch)
Pyroslinger
the life of the party
easygoing and a terminal flirt
gets punched a lot due to being a flirt
cheesiest lines that will make your toes curl with second-hand embarrassment
thrives with attention
easygoing, laidback because commitment scares him
thinks he’ll never ever settle down for one until he does- ohshit
a damn sap and loyal fool to his s/o
loves kids
unfortunately terrible at cooking despite his proficiency in handling pyro
Geochanter
The youngest in the group
is actually the strategist in the group and is incredibly good at it - although he does not see this himself
a bit too humble to the point his self esteem is actually crap
wishes he can be of more help in a fight
is babied and protected by the rest of the group
soft and gentle temperament
affection makes him weak in the knees
quick to blush making him an easy target to tease
highest alcohol tolerance
Electrohammer Vanguard
tired af of watching over the team
migraines 24/7 from dealing with group shenanigans
no-nonsense, kind of stick-in-the-mud guy which unfortunately only makes the mischievous ones want to irritate him more
handling the team feels like being in charge of daycare
wants to retire
seems irritated by his teammates all the time but will send you to hell if you hurt them
noticeably soft against Cryo Cicin Mage
big hands that envelop yours in a very comfortable, safe way
startled by physical affection and is a bit awkward in receiving them but will reciprocate hesitantly
Hydrogunner
a man of little words but incredibly skilled in his arts
tinkers with his tools when he has time hoping to improve the healing capabilities of his weapons
at down time he just wants to watch sunsets and sip tea
little critters are drawn to him when he’s alone
pets the little critters when he thinks no one is watching
takes care of the team in quiet, unnoticeable ways
little is known of his background
Cryogunner
sashimi > cooked food
fashionista - which is why the Fatui gear given to him is breaking his heart
absolutely hates the design and unwieldiness of it-
sent in many redesigns to HQ but received no response yet
this close to quitting if they don’t give him nicer gear
ripped from head to toe from carrying the heavy ass gear
bear hugs
Cryo Cicin Mage
second baby of the group
incredibly shy and always hides her face under the shadow of her cloak and shields
quick to scare - and quick to attack when scared
admires Mirror Maiden a lot and aspires to be as graceful and elegant as her
hopes she can grow taller soon
lover of pets
very scared of pain
any affection shown towards her makes her blush all the way down to her toes
sheds tears easily as well
cuddles - lots of them
physical contact reassures her - will always have her arm linked with yours or her tiny hand laced with yours
Electro Cicin Mage
alongside Pyroslinger they’re the pranksters of the group
she’s tries to incite Cryo Cicin Mage to be more daring - and sometimes goes a bit overboard in teasing
too much energy
bubbly and loves teasing those around her
snaps when those precious to her are hurt
only the touch of her s/o and closest friends will be able to snap her out of her bloodlust
Mirror Maiden
is the big sister of the group
graceful and mysterious and knows how to use it to her advantage
finds Electro Cicin Mage and Cryo Cicin Mage adorable and helps them in handling their elements
gets along best with Electrohammer Vanguard
always has a practiced smile on her face that makes her hard to read
her real smile could actually stop hearts
so used to caring for others, is a bit surprised when she’s on the receiving end
is the only one who can deal with Pyro Agent when he’s being an insufferable brat
