#fatui agents

[cows-have-secrets]

"He could kill you! Isn't that a concern?"

Listen, I'm a ride he wouldn't survive.

[illusionsofdreaming]

their kisses

Notes: this is for that Pyro Agent missing nonny from back then-

Ft: Pyro Agent, Electrohammer, Pyroslinger, Anemoboxer

Pyro Agent

He kisses as if he’s dying of thirst and you’re the last bucket of water on Teyvat. His lips bruises as he steals your breath and spells his passion with his tongue. He’s so used to ignoring his needs that when it spills over he’s unable to let go, capturing your lips over and over again until his hunger's satisfied - for now.

Electrohammer

It happened so naturally, one moment you were staring into his eyes the next he had his fingers on your chin, tilting your head as his lips met yours. His kisses were sure and firm just like his person who’s presence always brought you a sense of comfort and security. When you parted, the subdued flush across the bridge of his nose made him look younger as he tucked a stray strand of hair behind your ear.

Pyroslinger

He nibbles and teases, covering your face with affection. Your amusement is music to his ears and he can’t help but tempt more and more. The more you struggle to get away from his ticklish ministrations the more he tightens his hold, peppering your cheeks and lavishing your neck with kitten licks and kisses. You tell him to kiss you right and without hesitation, he seals his smile with yours.

Anemoboxer

He’s gentle and lets you take the pace as his large hands rests lightly on your waist. He’s drunk from the sweetness of your lips and chases after the sensation whenever you pull away. He’s mastered the pout you can’t resist and uses it often to ask for more kisses he won’t take without permission.   

[primofate]

A series: Fatui Agents have feelings too 

Hahahaha I swear some of them need a hug

[levinneheart]

fatui agents have my heart now

[illusionsofdreaming]

Notes: Some random headcanons that have been floating around my mind for the longest time and they need to get out so that I can focus on writing these imagines smh-

Ft: NPC Fatui Agents

Pyro Agent

Severe tsundere syndrome

wants to be a loner but everyone drags him into their shenanigans

doesn’t know how to deal with affection and would either: scowl and be snappy about it or turn invisible and escape like a coward

hates being vulnerable and showing weakness

wears his ‘villainous’ persona diligently as a way to scare others away

quick to temper and say the wrong things in the heat of anger, when he cools he is also quick to regret 

bad at apologising, but give him some time, he’ll get to it - eventually

touch-starved

surprisingly does not have high alcohol tolerance

Anemoboxer

friendly big brother everyone wants in their lives

fist bumps YAY

tanker of the team and takes it upon himself to protect everyone

a bit of a himbo

is probably an older brother himself with tons of younger siblings back home

breaks up fights within the group

bakes. the. best. cakes.

all brawn no brain

the hugs this man gives is to die for - it’s those full-body, wrap you in warmth and thick arms, pillowed in nice pecs- *cough* I mean. Great. Amazing. Hugs. Yeah.

is a bit oblivious to signs - getting into a serious relationship with this guy is rollercoaster ride filled with plenty of misunderstandings (incredibly entertaining or frustrating for others to watch)

Pyroslinger

the life of the party

easygoing and a terminal flirt

gets punched a lot due to being a flirt

cheesiest lines that will make your toes curl with second-hand embarrassment

thrives with attention

easygoing, laidback because commitment scares him

thinks he’ll never ever settle down for one until he does- ohshit

a damn sap and loyal fool to his s/o

loves kids

unfortunately terrible at cooking despite his proficiency in handling pyro

Geochanter

The youngest in the group

is actually the strategist in the group and is incredibly good at it - although he does not see this himself 

a bit too humble to the point his self esteem is actually crap

wishes he can be of more help in a fight

is babied and protected by the rest of the group

soft and gentle temperament

affection makes him weak in the knees

quick to blush making him an easy target to tease

highest alcohol tolerance

Electrohammer Vanguard

tired af of watching over the team

migraines 24/7 from dealing with group shenanigans

no-nonsense, kind of stick-in-the-mud guy which unfortunately only makes the mischievous ones want to irritate him more

handling the team feels like being in charge of daycare

wants to retire

seems irritated by his teammates all the time but will send you to hell if you hurt them

noticeably soft against Cryo Cicin Mage

big hands that envelop yours in a very comfortable, safe way

startled by physical affection and is a bit awkward in receiving them but will reciprocate hesitantly

Hydrogunner 

a man of little words but incredibly skilled in his arts

tinkers with his tools when he has time hoping to improve the healing capabilities of his weapons

at down time he just wants to watch sunsets and sip tea

little critters are drawn to him when he’s alone

pets the little critters when he thinks no one is watching

takes care of the team in quiet, unnoticeable ways

little is known of his background

Cryogunner

sashimi > cooked food

fashionista - which is why the Fatui gear given to him is breaking his heart

absolutely hates the design and unwieldiness of it-

sent in many redesigns to HQ but received no response yet

this close to quitting if they don’t give him nicer gear

ripped from head to toe from carrying the heavy ass gear

bear hugs

Cryo Cicin Mage

second baby of the group

incredibly shy and always hides her face under the shadow of her cloak and shields

quick to scare - and quick to attack when scared

admires Mirror Maiden a lot and aspires to be as graceful and elegant as her

hopes she can grow taller soon

lover of pets

very scared of pain

any affection shown towards her makes her blush all the way down to her toes

sheds tears easily as well

cuddles - lots of them

physical contact reassures her - will always have her arm linked with yours or her tiny hand laced with yours

Electro Cicin Mage

alongside Pyroslinger they’re the pranksters of the group

she’s tries to incite Cryo Cicin Mage to be more daring - and sometimes goes a bit overboard in teasing

too much energy

bubbly and loves teasing those around her

snaps when those precious to her are hurt

only the touch of her s/o and closest friends will be able to snap her out of her bloodlust

Mirror Maiden

is the big sister of the group

graceful and mysterious and knows how to use it to her advantage

finds Electro Cicin Mage and Cryo Cicin Mage adorable and helps them in handling their elements

gets along best with Electrohammer Vanguard

always has a practiced smile on her face that makes her hard to read

her real smile could actually stop hearts

so used to caring for others, is a bit surprised when she’s on the receiving end

is the only one who can deal with Pyro Agent when he’s being an insufferable brat

[illusionsofdreaming]

if you got injured-

Notes: sigh. I’ll show myself the timeout corner.

Ft: Pyro Agent, Anemoboxer, Pyroslinger 

Pryo Agent

He was fuming, glaring at your wound as if it had personally offended him. If you focused you supposed you would see a literal thundercloud brewing above him. 

“You’re an idiot.” 

You scowled at the insult and tried to yank your leg away from his touch but his hold tightened instantly against your calf as he shot you a glare. 

“Don’t move.” he snapped and you kicked his shin in defiance, relishing in his hiss of pain.

“Archons! You’re so-“

“What?” you challenged, teeth bared as your eyes flashed, ready to fight back any insults he’d prepared to sling at you.

You didn’t expect him to stay silent, fuming still, lips pressed into a tight scowl as his grip trembled against your leg. There was the ever present anger in his eyes but within you could also see the frustration and worry that lined the edges. 

You deflated and looked away from his eyes. “I’ll be more careful next time.” you muttered.

The pressure around your calf tightened just slightly before he lowered his gaze back down and tended to your injuries quietly.

Anemoboxer

“I was supposed to protect you.” You were the one on the sickbed but the one on the chair opposite of you somehow looked ten times worse for wear. 

“You didn’t do anything wrong.” You assured him, wincing when he looked up and you were subjected to the world’s most devastating kicked-puppy look. 

“I’m sorry.” the large man sulked and the image of his head lowered and large body hunched over in that tiny chair had your heart twisting with guilt as you pulled your clothes tighter to hide the white of bandages from sight.

If you knew getting injured would mean being subjected to this insane torture of guilt tripping via the equivalent of being in the presence a sulking golden retriever who’s lost his owner, then you’d definitely would’ve thought twice before leaping headfirst into battle.

Pyroslinger

“You’re terrible at this!” you gasped in horror as he shot you a withered look.

“Well, I’m sorry if my bandaging does not fit your fashion sense-”

“I can barely see my hand!” you complained, lifting said hand which currently shared more similarities to a club than a limb with the amount of gauze that’s been wrapped around it.

The man even had the gall to flash you a cheeky wink. “That treasure hoarder really was a handful righ-OW!”

You showed him you had no qualms in whacking him over the head with the ‘handy’ weapon he’s given you.

[illusionsofdreaming]

(S)creaming, crying, rolling on the floor, banging my head, kicking my pillows, ripping off my head because of Pyro agent

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO HOT AND SUBMISSIVE

oh you mean this guy who looks like he hasn't gotten over his teenage emo phase?

yes we stan

[illusionsofdreaming]

Thank you so much for giving me fatui agent content, i accidentally simped after getting the "until death do us part" and joking about accidentally vegas marrying one

ANYWAY I love him now, eating up all the crumbs of content i can get i love you for this oh my god

And

And

Enjou...

E n j o u...

My type is getting too obvious nowadays..,

My blog's purpose is to feed the niche crowd 😌find all the hidden potential and bring it to the forefront then slowly fade into the crowds-

but you're valid nonny. Fatui NPCs have a lot of potential- I just need to find time to really to sit down and write some content for them-

of course Mihoyo has to make it hard for us and throw us a NPC with sass. How am I, a content creator, suppose to ignore that? 😩