#npc; catheryn

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*Vergil's phone rings*

Dante: *leans over* omg, you still have mom's name as mommy?? lmao

Vergil: *stares*

Vergil: *picks up the phone*

Vergil: hi Catheryn

Dante: *CHOKES*

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👀 But may we get some some of those Ver/Cath Mulan AU hcs?

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 

ALRIGHT, HEADCANON TIME.

Mundus has invaded territory with his demon army

Sparda, the general and king, is all “w tf have you just done u lil bitch???”

Eva stays in the palace to make sure everything is going ok

A man of age from every family has to fight by his side to protect the kingdom

Daniyal is hurt ever since the last war and can’t fight properly but his son isn’t of age yet so he must go

Catheryn is just “no u fuckin don’t???”

She knows he will die in battle and that CAN NOT happen??? He has a teenager son and a baby girl to raise?? Her parents must stay alive, wtf

So, once they fall asleep, she steals her father’s armor and her mom’s sword and just gets on top of a horse and is like “bye fuckers”

Her ancestors are just like “this bitch”

They send this fire fox spirit to bring her back

Maawiya, however, is just “hum no she has potential imma help her out”

Sparda assigns Vergil as Captain and tells him to train potential new soldiers

Dante is jelly, but oh well, okay i guess?? asshole

Catheryn and Dante end up having…a little brawl before Vergil comes out and finds them almost clawing each other’s face off

Dante just “he started”

Catheryn has to hold herself to don’t kick him in the stomach

“What’s your name??” “Uuuuuh” “My brother asked you a question” “your brother? oh yes i noticed the similarity. you both look like someone spit in your fucking food”

She ends up saying her name is Hideo because ‘splendid man’ sounds good and she is out of ideas

Vergil is Tired ™ and dismisses them but promises Hideo/Cathy he will keep an eye on ‘him’

Next day comes and Cathy runs to the training camp with this huge ass sword and everyone is all “um buddy just how much does that weight??” “i dunno man, like, 3 full grown men?” “WHAT”

Dante rolls his eyes once his brother starts talking like a captain and telling them to behave

“Ohhh, tough guy” “Brother, thank you for volunteering” “COME ON”

Everyone tries to climb the damn tree trunk, everyone falls (Cathy goes a lil further than everyone but falls on her butt)

“It’s gonna be a looong day…”

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS INTENSIFIES

During hand to hand combat training Cathy kicks Vergil’s ass

“wow ok stay still my beating heart”

As training progresses, Dante and Catheryn actually tolerate each other

One night Catheryn hears Sparda’s counselor, Agares, who’s a major asshole sometimes, telling Vergil the tropes aren’t ready

Maawiyaand Cathy just “no u fucking dont we worked HARD for this”

“i hold him, you punch him” “not necessary, but i appreciate it”

Genuine smile from the Captain?? wow??? WOW?

“You liiiike him” “shut up maawiya” “you doooo” “ok fine he’s cute, judge me” “uh uh tO YOUR TENT young lady”

Sneaky fox writes a message for Agares saying Sparda needs them as backup because fuck Agares and his notes

Marching sucks, it really does

The whole ally army is found defeated together with a village

Dante and Vergil are absolutely livid and trying to swallow down the pain as they set their father’s helmet near a cliff together with his sword

Basically Mundus’ army soon appears before them

“oh shit we’re fucked”

Catheryn, the super extra soldier: welp guess im gonna blow up a mountain lol

“also imma save the hot ass captain while this all goes to shit”

“oh fuck i got hurt”

“aaaand now they know im a woman. great.”

Vergil refuses to kill her because “wtf she may be a woman but she was the best soldier i’ve ever seen??? no, she’s still coming with us. stop yelling Agares u bitch”

Mundus basically tries to kidnap Eva and take over the palace after popping out of the snow like a daisy together with a few allies

Catheryn watches as the strong alpha males try to take the thickass, hugeass doors down with a statue….smfh

“there’s…pilars here we can climb”

“oh”

Eva is basically doing the equivalent of double middle fingers at Mundus for killing her mf husband

Badass brother duo ft. tall lady burst open the fucking doors behind Eva and Mundus

“why hello king of assholes”

Catheryn basically pulls Vergil back after Dante gets Eva tf outta there because “oh no this asshole is mine”

they…basically blow up the fuckin palace’s wall and part of the ceiling, smh

Eva: u fucking destroyed everything

Eva: but u also killed that fucker and saved us all so u cool

Catheryn just “neat can i go home now”

Dante basically hugs her good bye and whispers something about Vergil

Meanwhile the captain is just “uuuuh you fight good. see ya.”

Dante and Eva, probably: u fight good??? that woman just fucking saved us. go marry her.

Back at Cathy’s home, probs:

Lukah: she brought a sword, could’ve brought a gf…bf…smth

Vergil: um is this the meyumi residence??

Lukah: well fuck me

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Dante: 7'5''ft is too tall that’s Too Much Woman

Catheryn: Sorry i can't hear you from down there

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I have absolute zero self-control so I did another Vergil/Catheryn aesthetic. Aaaand I’ll probably do many more.

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I like to think in a Modern!AU Vergil would be a damn workholic and never relax, like "I know these papers are due next Monday but I gotta do them now, Dante. No, I do not have eyebags, Dante. Shut up."

Like, he's internally stressing out in college 'til Catheryn gets a hold of him and goes "Alright bitch you're taking the fucking weekend off"

And sincerely, watching movies til late and eating snacks from friday to saturday and going to a dance club at sunday feels better than sleeping at 10pm to wake up at 6am to study more

Vergil gets a studying schedule during vacation, Catheryn kindly takes it and basically makes him a HEALTHY studying schedule, not one based on coffee and having his head buried in books for 4 hours straight

Result? His grades actually go up. He already had good ones, but they actually go up. And he finally knows waking up at 1pm in a Saturday and eating cereal for lunch is not a sin.

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VerRyn Texting Be Like

Vergil: 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

Catheryn: omg stop texting dagger emojis, V

Vergil: they're Baby Yamatos

Catheryn: baby yama...

Catheryn: asdfgh youre such a dork i love you

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Catheryn when someone threatens Vergil.

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I was...looking for references for Catheryn. And I’m...sweaty.

Fuck.