#verryn

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more art of my sea elf finally ft @niqxart's tief

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Vergil: stop shaming me, you're not innocent either

Dante: at least i got a thing for normal stuff, like knee high boots, not being thrown around

Vergil: well, i apologize...

Vergil: FOR BEING A MAN WITH TASTE

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*Vergil's phone rings*

Dante: *leans over* omg, you still have mom's name as mommy?? lmao

Vergil: *stares*

Vergil: *picks up the phone*

Vergil: hi Catheryn

Dante: *CHOKES*

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Nero: Okay thanks mom

Nero: ...why is everyone looking at me?

Vergil: You just called Catheryn "mom". You said "thanks mom".

Nero: What? No. I just said thanks.

Catheryn: Do you see me as a mother figure, Nero?

Nero: No, at the most I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Dante: Hey! Show your mother some respect!

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Dante: *kneels down in front of Catheryn* Please, become my sister-in-law

Catheryn: Did you just propose to me for Vergil?

Dante: Someone has to

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Vergil: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't eat, I can't sleep. Maybe I'm coming down with something...

Sparda: Oh, I know what you got, and it starts with L.

Dante: Leprosy!

Sparda: No, Dante, no. It's four letters, starts with L, ends with E.

Dante: Ah-ah! Lice!

Sparda: No. Your brother is in love.

Dante: Ooooh yeah, love!

Vergil: You mean with the huntress? No.

Dante: Oh, Catheryn has gotten under your skin, admit it!

Sparda: A tough demon hunter like you...

Dante: Or a tougher beast huntress like her...

Vergil: No, no, no. You guys are dead wrong.

Sparda/Dante: HA!

Sparda: Denial is the clincher! You're in love, son!

Dante: Vergil and Catheryn, sitting in a tree...

Sparda/Dante: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Vergil: Real mature, guys, real mature.

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Okay, little headcanon that is VERY out of character but I sincerely love:

Once Vergil stops being stubborn about the fact he very clearly has feelings for Catheryn and they begin dating, it is found out that he may or not be as PDA-disgusted as most people would think.

Fearing it’d irritate him, Catheryn wouldn’t hold his hand in public or peck him or that sort of thing, because the last thing she wanted was to do anything he wasn’t comfortable with. The issue, though...Was that Vergil was a touch-starved, needy boyfriend. Much to everyone’s surprise. So, it didn’t take long until he began holding her hand every time they went out in public. Then, there were the pecks on the back of her hand because it was rather hard for him to reach her face if she wasn’t leaning down. Sometimes, he’d just randomly hug her from behind and rest his head against her back. Every time they slept together, he’d cling like a baby koala to her and prying him off so she could get up was a rather difficult challenge.

She...really found it endearing. It was just something else to admire in him. Plus, she was the only one who he seemed to be comfortable enough with. The most shocked people were Dante and Nero, absolutely. It was simply weird to watch his older brother being so...lovey-dovey.

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Canon:

Dante carries a spray bottle of Holy Water with him ever since the first time he noticed his brother’s immediate response to Catheryn literally throwing someone was “God I wish that were me”

Dante, full time kinkshamer.