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It seems the ex-Governor can't hold her drink.

Her and her nasty self got sick near me the other night. 

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The Crown Prince will certainly be in for a…surprise. 

Am I right?

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Her sixth day in Narnia and someone is already cradle-snatching. 

Let's keep it classy, Snow Hair. 

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Did I see Edmund and Adlara are planning a wedding? Or do I need to fact check?

Edmund and Aldara… 

I’m personally would like Ludara to sail, but hey whatever floats. 

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Hey lampost darling, get in the car we're going para stalking.

I call shotgun. 

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{she blinks} I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding...

Is it the juicy kind?

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*slight deer-in-the-headlights look* I'm sorry. Who's getting married?

Oh, hon.

I can see now why Edmund was the most trusted in councils during the Golden Age. I was talking about you and Anne Featherstone. Who else would I be talking about?

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Now do stop, please. Your sick jealously must stop. (via: x)