NRP Gossip (with advice on the side)

Here is where NRPers can share their gossip or ask for advice. Lamp Post and Light Bulb will be glad to impart their wisdom. Please read before anything else! Looking for gossip about a character? All you have to do is type "/tagged/character's-username" after the url!

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It seems the ex-Governor can't hold her drink.

Her and her nasty self got sick near me the other night. 

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The Crown Prince will certainly be in for a…surprise. 

Am I right?

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By the Mane.

Gossip Tarkheena is showing off sommmmmmmmme skinnnnn.

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Lucy and Rabadash are together?

Sweet love blossoming? And--Lasaraleen with Edmund? Half-of-Rabashmund, careful. That woman is MARRIED. Tomeofcourse. Wait. Did I say that out loud.

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Her sixth day in Narnia and someone is already cradle-snatching. 

Let's keep it classy, Snow Hair. 

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Did I see Edmund and Adlara are planning a wedding? Or do I need to fact check?

Edmund and Aldara… 

I’m personally would like Ludara to sail, but hey whatever floats. 

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Hey lampost darling, get in the car we're going para stalking.

I call shotgun. 

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Do the Caloremens sing Rabadash the donkey at Christmas?

Doubt it since—

—they don’t have Christmas there.

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*slight deer-in-the-headlights look* I'm sorry. Who's getting married?

Oh, hon.

I can see now why Edmund was the most trusted in councils during the Golden Age. I was talking about you and Anne Featherstone. Who else would I be talking about?

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AJ LOOK YOUVE BEEN REPLACED BY ANOTHER WOMAN

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ic: Obviously. -_- welp AJ’s signing up for a dangerous deadly mission to cope.

ooc: That is hysterical

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Looks like Peter got some explaining to do.

Though it was originally sarcasm, darlings. Tsk tsk.

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kingedmundofnarnia said:*takes a sip of water and chokes* What on /earth/?!

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Don’t act so surprise now, half-of-Rabashmund. Don’t deny the bro-love.

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Bro-love looks suspiciously like loathing.

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Hon. Half-of-Rabashmund, I'm afraid you need glasses.

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kingedmundofnarnia said:*takes a sip of water and chokes* What on /earth/?!

Don't act so surprise now, half-of-Rabashmund. Don't deny the bro-love.

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DID I SEE Mar and Alyssa FLIRTING?! Tell me that ain't something extraordinarily juicccccy! -casual observer not so discretely stalking posts-

I SAW. Ooooh you go, woman-who-kissed-king.

And you know I got all of Lamp Post’s Lions on the lord. Sorry, Peter honey, but I need a little reassuring here. You know. Reassuring fluff. The kind I can exploit, please.

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Are we ruling out a Rabashmund broship between Rabadash and Edmund?

Why would we do such a thing? Love, that ship has a loooooooong voyage yet. Storm included. My favorite.

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Some call me a gossip but I have a tidbit that is a tad overly juicy. Okay, so I hear that this Rab- rab something or other has a wicked temper and I think he loves donkeys. Or was it that he was one once. Anyways I hear that at night if you hear the phantom clomping of hooves it's rabadash trying to obtain his revenge. Anyways.

I’m loving this. 

Oh, Rab-Rab, honey. From Queen Susan to donkeys. Honey.

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{she blinks} I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding...

Is it the juicy kind?

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*slight deer-in-the-headlights look* I'm sorry. Who's getting married?

Oh, hon.

I can see now why Edmund was the most trusted in councils during the Golden Age. I was talking about you and Anne Featherstone. Who else would I be talking about?

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I have slept too long. What's happening in Narnia? Did I miss a wedding? More importantly, did someone die? By the Mane, someone fill me in. That Calormene woman with the monkey. Tell. Me. EVERYTHING. My bright and beautiful light bulb eyes sees... oh, what's this? Is Elizabeth with Earring-guide--Irmingild. Ooooh General better watch ou--wait. Irmingild is really with Vadoma. Or Chaniya. Or... Rabadash? Oh, I see where this is going... you brothers. Too close, I'm telling you, too close. No. Wait, wait. Irmingild is with LASARALEEN. Lady Tarkheena is stepping it up. Good for you.

What else has happened?

Dear King Edmund. A fight with Rabadash would do the world good. Especially for me.

Dear High King Peter, I need those wedding invitations now. Like, now, now.

Don't think I didn't see you, Anne and Edith. Anne, honey, you need a change of clothes. Edith, baby, you need a day job.