for those not in the know: cara loft is the lead of Definitely Original movie Catacomb Crawler (which is definitely an 80s movie don’t look that up) and a supposed archaeologist who spends most of her time running through abandoned crypts, stealing artifacts, sort of solving mysteries, and kissing girls. except this is the 80s, so she kind of isn’t on that last one. it’s complicated. she’s a lesbian who has seemingly endless amounts of patience for lanie’s terrible flirting with her best friends, even if it’s more because she can’t really do anything about it. she has deeply complicated relationships with both her tech/weapons supplier violet and her sister arielle. only one of these things is likely to get solved. she’s badass and cool as hell and then suddenly none of those things bc lanie is a loser but hey. it is what it is.