#nsfw-kinda

[friedheartsalad]

Five: I put the pun in punishment. Janine: I put the top in unstoppable. Jody: I put the cute in execute. Maxine: I put the sexy in dyslexia. Simon: I put the ass in class. Sam: I put the D in Five.

[hhjs]

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[asktakoyakichan]

Does being eaten feel like an orgasm or something

I do not know what that would feel like. But if it feels like fulfillment and adoration, then I suppose so! 

{You’re asking the sentient embodiment of takoyaki that?}

[universaltorrigs]

Is your muse top or bottom?

Tagged by: @qanxbagi​

Tagging: Everybody~

“Woah woah! A w-what?” 

[conundrums-and-cupcakes]

TVTropes: The Magazine Rule

There's a magazine for everything.

A character subscribes to a weirdly specific fandom magazine or trade publication you would never expect to have an audience, or that speaks volumes about his character. This either represents his interest in a very niche hobby, or shows that a perfectly ordinary part of life is Serious Business to him. If it's a trade publication, he probably belongs to a Weird Trade Union.

[lumealblackstrider]

[owlmanprime]

"Pull down your pants." The spliced Talon demanded, grabbed Thomas by the collar to kiss him hard.

She caught him slightly off-guard, but Thomas did not protest her actions, kissing her back and reaching to loosen his belt, smirking slightly, "I see someone is in a season..."