Oct 4, 2023
Janine: Mr.Yao I need to have a word with you.
Sam: Oh no, you’re gonna fire me.
Janine : What? No, it’s actually the opposite.
Sam: …I’m gonna fire you?
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Janine: Mr.Yao I need to have a word with you.
Sam: Oh no, you’re gonna fire me.
Janine : What? No, it’s actually the opposite.
Sam: …I’m gonna fire you?
Sam: I really wish you'd admit when you make a mistake.
Janine, calmly stirring tea: maybe I like it with salt, you don’t know
mr yao can you please explain to me why runner five calls you ""babygirl""
Peter: Can you tuck me in?
Five: You just handed me a shovel.
Peter: Yes, just try to spread the dirt as evenly over me as you can. Thanks.
@dorkylittleweirdo
Lmao I'm just imagining: Five coming home from a mission, taking their sports bra off and Sam is just 👁👁.
Five: "whatre you lookin at???"
Sam, internally: You are beautiful, stunning, immaculate. I would cross heaven and earth for you. I weep at night knowing I'm holding the most beautiful person on this planet. You are amazing, I adore you. I love you
Sam, with his himbo mouth: "Boobies"
Five: I put the pun in punishment. Janine: I put the top in unstoppable. Jody: I put the cute in execute. Maxine: I put the sexy in dyslexia. Simon: I put the ass in class. Sam: I put the D in Five.
Sam: For today’s mission, Five, you’ll be visiting the old Kingsmill factory up north. We’re hoping there might be some stores of flour left. According to Janine, it was the largest bakery in this region! (Sighs) Ah, yes. Lovely day, clear scanners, heading to a baking factory… I guess you could say this mission couldn’t get any breader.
Maxine: Oo, yes, we do seem to be on a roll.
Sam: It is hard to resist our rye sense of humor.
Maxine: Still, we'd better stop loafing around.
Five: …
Sam: Wait, drum roll… No, I already used roll… sourdough…
Maxine: …baguette…?
Sam: Damn it, I can’t think of any more bread puns.
Maxine: Me either.
Five: …
Five: Well, that is a bunundrum.
(Stunned silence)
Sam: Maxine, did Five just say “bunundrum”?
Maxine: She did. She really did.
Sam: Five… I… I think I’m in love with you.
Maxine: Get in line.
Character who is probably going to betray Five later: Hey kid, you like proving yourself?
Five: Do I?!?!?!?!