#nsfwdnd

[danddnotsafe]

Strange question for everyone that cares. Elves and pregnancy, i bring this up due to the drinking age question for elves.

Elves live 700+ years, they get to the age of adult hood at around 100 years. So the question arises when are they able to drink? When they are 21 are they kid shaped or full sized humanoid, on their id does it state i look like a kid but im 21 years old give me a drink or i may look like an adult but im a still devrloping elf dont give me alchohol?

This brings me to pregnancy. Im betting because of their extended life that either a it takes way longer for a given fetus to develop, or it fully develops then the person has to wait for their body to deliver it in im estimating 42.9 months, or 3.6 years depending on the fathering race.

[danddnotsafe]

WONDEROUS ITEM TIME! So this one is a doozie, I call it the God Egg.

A world building tool made by the gods left over from the time of creation. A collored metalic indestructible baseball sized egg thats covered in primordial script.

If you insert this egg into someone, and inseminate the egg with enough batter the person will grow a planet with its biosphere over 10 years. They will give birth and become the planets protective mother moon. Depends on the given egg but for an earth sized planet it will grow at around 2.6 feet per hour, if wanted the dm can make this happen in fits and spurts (my prefrence). Will make the mothering person impervious to damage and will provide enough material for the creation of the planet.

[sweetbleu7]

You’ll never be a good DM if you can’t talk me through it.

[danddnotsafe]

For the sake of hyperpreg, I wonder how one calculates belly weight VS the character's strength stat to determine when immobility sets in? Like... is it standard encumbrance rules? Does a pregnant womb count as inventory cargo? How pregnant is TOO pregnant when determining if you can still get around? And, of course, can it be alleviated with some kind of levitation spells? I dunno, food for thought.

Il need to do some digging but there might be something in the hombrew rules, i can safely say that there are no official rules i know of for this.

I would rule it 2 ways blindly, 1st every trimester -1 to the dex mod of the carachter. 2nd each baby per trimester counts as additional 20 pounds of carry weight and movement speed is quartered every trimester.

Though given the broad span of possible partner sizes we need to abridge this further based on differing factors. All in all i like this.