Quesiton: which AU char is most bitable
(Putting taste, texture, and response into mind - like will they slap me if I try -)
Martyr: very chill with being bitten if he knows you. Tastes savory and a little spicy. His bones are cracked and rough
Polyseme: he'd laugh it off if you bit him, but he'd be VERY weirded out. Tastes of spiked condiments. You will get tipsy if you bite him too much. His bones are smooth
Blight: do not bite him. He will let his Gaster blaster hounds maul you. His bones feel like they're constantly shifting (like skin)
Terrors Within: you bite? They bite. Simple transaction. Sans and papyrus's bones taste bitter and filthy. They are covered in crack and fractures
Doctor Gaster II: EW????? GET OUT OF HIS LAB IMMEDIATELY????? he tastes of pure determination, bitter and tangy. His bones are melting, so it's a lot like licking up ice cream
Null: no reaction. Bones taste like water. They are brittle and feel like a mannequin
Atonia: HOW DARE YOU BITE HIM? WHAT ARE YOU? A DOG? THEN HE SHALL TREAT YOU AS SUCH. He tastes FAR too citrusy; it's overwhelming. His bones radiate warmth
Bae: he will return your bites. He tastes sweet with a sour undertone. His bones are smooth and well taken care of
Sponge: not bitable. Bitter taste. Filthy bones. He doesn't shower. Ink everywhere.
Bear: highly bitable, very accepting of chomping. His bones will taste of whatever he's most recently cooked. They have cracks but he will guide you to a smoother part of his arm to keep you from being cut
Dust: impossible to bite. Ghost.
Paralysis: he's extremely used to this behavior from Knat, and he will only allow it from Knat. He tastes just as much of citrus as Atonia does, but he tastes more rotten with hints of mold
Knat: excitedly offers to bite you back. Tastes like various wild animals. There WILL be animal hair and scales in your mouth. He's always surrounded by little wildlife friends
De-bug: highly confused and questions if this means you're friends now. He tastes like sprite and his bones shift and glitch in your mouth, making a buzzing sensation.
Achilles: accepting but not excited. He just awkwardly waits for you to be done. He tastes like styrofoam and packing tape, BUT his ecto has the texture of thick jelly, so you can ACTUALLY bite into him
Set: he WILL bite you much harder. This is a competition and he will win. He tastes dry and similar to a mouthful of sand. His bones are naturally barbed, so it will cut up your mouth
Punk: he runs away screaming. His taste is similar to a sour gummy, if not a bit sweeter. His bones are a bit rough, like a cat's tongue
Turning Pink: he is very excited to return your bites. He tastes almost exactly like a chocolate covered strawberry. His bones are rough on the white bits and smooth on the pink areas
Active Nightmare: not nice at all; slaps you repeatedly. He tastes EXTREMELY bitter and his bones are icky and slimy
