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the lodger and i have unreconcilable issues with one another, and the best part of my day is every morning when i look in their room hoping they are finally gone for good, but they have helped me in one meaningful way. if i meet someone new, and they say a room whose sole occupant is a cursed painting with an attitude problem is the weirdest thing they have ever seen, then i know we are probably starting too far apart to ever find a meaningful middle

happy first day in four months that i used my oven and didn't sweat through a tshirt imaginary constructs

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the lodger's new attorneys make the lodger seem almost reasonable by comparison or when they get out of here i am throwing those chairs in the dumpster

#spare rooms #squatters #banana bus squad #lodgers #disgust #chairs #bad roommate #worst roommate ever #this is the worst #it's cognitively compromised in here today #and it's five a.m. and i'm crawling the walls just waiting for imaginary telephone calls #kurt lightner #number eighty two

ash wednesday is like columbus day and valentine's day and black friday all rolled into one for the lodger. the sicko loves all that crap. i can't tell if he even knows what ash wednesday is or if he just likes the sound of it. in six weeks the state of georgia will hear his final appeal on the eviction proceedings. then, maybe, this nightmare will be over.

#they scream like a child in the middle of wrecking their bike #spare rooms #squatters #cursed holidays #spotters #snide bumptious windbag #but the rabbit is the size of a whale #and it's five a.m. and i'm crawling the walls just waiting for imaginary telephone calls #and the lodger is the thing catching the whale rabbit #gods is real and them not care #kurt lightner #number eighty two #the juggler #north fungi county #georgia #galeries #eviction proceedings #lodgers

the lodger is a passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing, know-it-all twit or tonight was meant to be pizza night

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