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"Numbered" Fic Titles Masterlist 2

part one

5 times it wasn’t a hug and the 1 time it was - parkrstark T, 31k

Summary: 5 times it wasn’t a hug and the one time it was.

Or…

The one where Tony has a habit of not-really-but-kinda-sorta hugging Peter and finally gets it right when it matters the most.

5 Times Peter Saves An Animal and 1 Time He Can't (ao3) - hopeless_hope G, 16k

Summary: Tony's penthouse turns into an actual zoo and it's all Peter's fault.

17 or 18 Times (ao3) - AdamantSteve clint/steve E, 2k

Summary: Steve is always up for sex. Always. So one day his boyfriend Clint gives him permission to have sex with him all day long. And Steve has a refractory period of about twenty seconds so... you can imagine.

Totally shameless PWP that I am actually a little bit ashamed of.

20 questions (ao3) - bevioletskies gamora/peter T, 118k

Summary: Wasp has a new competition in store for the students of Avengers Academy, and there’s money involved. So obviously, Peter and Gamora have to pretend to be a couple in order to win. Wait, what?

21st Century Brooklyn Boys (ao3) - khaosNotRefundable T, 121k

Summary: In which Steve & Bucky from the 1930s wind up time-traveling to the 21st century and finally run into each other…sort of. Brooklyn’s still Brooklyn. Only bustling, shiny, and very expensive. Bucky wants to know why this little yahoo of his is now Big and Sad. And Steve’s pretty certain the last time he saw him, Bucky wasn’t a very confused, quiet, long-haired, dangerous version with so many knives…and a metal arm…

OR:

Who’d’ve thunk procrastinating an arts assignment could save two pals in another century?

1946 (fanfiction.net) - WintersSunrise T, 36k

Summary: When a mercenary presumed dead threatens to unravel a timeline, Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson are thrust back to 1946 where the fates of Peggy Carter, Howard Stark, and S.H.I.E.L.D. hang in the balance. They navigate a painful past fraught with post-war shadows while deciding whether to preserve the timeline or remake it.

a million mile fall from grace (thank god we missed the ground) (ao3) - Heather wanda/vision G, 12k

Summary: What if Wanda liked historical romance novels instead of sitcoms?

fourth of july (ao3) - AliuIce0814 steve/bucky M, 7k

Summary: All of Steve’s best and worst birthdays have somehow featured Bucky Barnes.

Geriatric Road Trip, 2015 (ao3) - what_alchemy steve/bucky N/R, 4k

Summary: Bucky was the eldest of four.

G.I. Joes and 2AM Diners (ao3) - OhCaptainMyCaptain steve/bucky E, 100k

Summary: They look nothing like what they used to. Time and life have completely changed them. But as they sit there in silence, eating two halves of one cupcake, letting Brooklyn remind there where they came from, and enjoying a sky full of stars… They are those same little boys, somewhere deep down. For just a second, you’d be able to see them again.

And Bucky thinks to himself that maybe it’s little moments like these – fleeting as they may be – that remind him why life is still worth living.

Half a Minute and Thirty Seconds (ao3) - mrasaki clint/phil T, 18k

Summary: He's not hiding, he's on vacation. (and adopted by a dog.)

It’s 3am and We Must Be Lonely (ao3) - monicawoe steve/bucky T, 2k

Summary: Steve and Bucky go on a motorcycle ride to Coney Island in the middle of the night. The amusement parks are closed but that doesn’t keep them from having some much-needed fun.

Lucky Thirteen (ao3) - agentsimmons bruce/tony N/R, 150k

Summary: Widowed father, and billionaire genius, Tony Stark and single father, and nuclear physicist, Bruce Banner meet at a science conference. One has six kids and the other has seven. So of course that’s a recipe for disaster love in the making.

Rule #1: Peggy Carter is sometimes wrong (ao3) - burninglights peggy/angie, ana/edwin T, 25k

Summary: The four times Peggy apologises to Angie, and the one time she doesn’t. With an extra few chapters of Angie being (always) right.

Or: Peggy falling in love with another scrappy Brooklyn kid, in a mostly-canon re-write of Agent Carter season 1 and a non-canon-re-write of season 2, because we all know how that went down. Domestic shenanigans from New York to L.A.

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Peggy Carter pushes open the door and takes a corner seat, still feeling like she’s somehow betraying her Queen by being publicly seen drinking coffee twice in a week (and /enjoying/ it, too). Angie spots her from across the Automat and comes hurrying over, a huge, shit-eating grin plastered to her face. “English!” She bends down and pulls the woman into a tight, brief hug.

When Angie finally pulls away, Peggy isn’t sure what she’s more concerned about – the fact that this waitress doesn’t seem to understand the meaning of personal space (of which she herself places great importance) or the fact that she actually finds herself enjoying the said invasion of personal space. She clears her throat. “I have a name, you know,” she says. “It’s Peggy. Peggy Carter.”

Six times Melinda May spent time with a member of the Avengers Initiative (ao3) - Minnow melinda/bruce T, 5k

Summary: Melinda May, interacting with her own team and that of the Avengers.

That one special person to annoy for the rest of my life (ao3) - artsies loki/tony M, 6k

Summary: Tony and Loki end up drunk in Vegas - and married, to both their surpise. Loki turns out to be a devoted husband, as does Tony, so they stay that way.

In secret.

The One Where Clint is Wanda’s Weakness (ao3) - JinxQuickfoot T, 5k

Summary: Agatha dragged her hostage around in front of her, yanking the strings so he was forced up onto his knees. “Told you I had a very special surprise for you. Now—standdown, dear.”

Slowly, still not quite believing this was real, Wanda lowered her hands, trying to find her voice again. “Clint?” ————————————– So that’s where Clint was during WandaVision

The Third Option (ao3) - Uncertainty_Principle M, 220k

Summary: Homecoming A/U.

Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

So he leaves.

Simple.

Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.

And that’s when things get complicated.

Three Deaths (ao3) - glorious_spoon peggy/daniel T, 1k

Summary: Three ways it could have gone for Jack, Peggy, and Daniel, and how it went instead. Inspired by this prompt.

Two Hours (ao3) - parkermunson_bright G, 1k

Summary: Tony’s in a meeting. It’s been two hours. You can only imagine how bored out of his mind he is. Luckily a certain Spider can get him out of this.

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“Numbered” Fic Titles (2) Masterlist

Links Last Checked: June 25th, 2023

part one

1-800-GET-SOME - gorgeousdan

Summary: One night, Chris drunkenly suggested that Dan call a phone sex line to figure out his sexuality. Since then, Dan has been hooked on a person who works there, with a gorgeous deep chuckle and the name of Phil.

2:13 AM (ao3) - waytooobsessed

Summary: Dan has one of his occasional existential crises, luckily Phil is always there to comfort him.

3 Weeks Is Way Too Long - philingdan

Summary: Dan and Phil are bestfriends and they can’t spend three weeks apart from each other so they decide to go up north together. When they get there, Phil’s grandma insinuates something, and Dan has something to confess.

4/20 - danalingphil

Summary: Here’s a fic about Dan and Phil getting stoned

4A (ao3) - imnotinclinedtomaturity

Summary: Most people’s soulmate tattoos are fairly short – “excuse me” or “nice to meet you” were common phrases. Most people just don’t say that much in one breath to a complete stranger. Most people, however, are not Phil’s soulmate. Thus, while everyone else has pretty, dainty phrases on their forearms, Phil has an entire paragraph crammed between his elbow and his hand in teeny tiny print.

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Dan's a flustered mess when he finally meets his soulmate.

500 facts (ao3) - dxnise

Summary: That night, Phil couldn't stop admiring his pictures of a certain dimpled boy, and Dan dreamt of blue eyes, chaste touches and smiles that never fade.

505 (ao3) - lesthowells

Summary: They've shared hotel rooms more times than he can count, each time had different, somehow this felt almost completely new - four years, four hotels, four moments

6 Things Phil Regrets Ordering By Owl Post (ao3) - fourthingsandawizard

Summary: Dan confronts Phil about his obsession with ordering useless junk via owl post.

6:48 (ao3) - x_xemr

Summary: A fic based off of the song 'Boy in the Bubble' by Alec Benjamin.

Dan Howell's life is boring. He's not popular, daring or outgoing. But he craves excitement and the only person who can give him what he wants is the pained boy who hurts him-Lester.

7 Minutes (ao3) - aby55al (abyssa1)

Summary: Dan gets pulled into a game of Truth or Dare at a party with upperclassman Phil. Then they have sex.

7 Minutes (ao3) - saraswords

Summary: "Moments, memories, that’s all that Dan had left to relive, but he could only pick a handful. He only had 7 minutes after-all.

So…he picked. He chose his favorites, a compilation of small and big moments: lying in bed together, moving in together, slow dancing, life-changing questions, and simple nights.

And what they all had in common, was one person..."

7:30 Every Morning (ao3) - SweetHeavenlyFlower

Summary: Phil goes to school an hour early every morning to sit by the gate and listen to music. Dan is sick of being pranked by his younger brother and as a result meets Phil. The two bond over music and family drama.

7.45 AM (ao3) - TsingaDark

Summa try: Dan hates morning classes. The only thing that makes the one on Monday mornings somewhat bearable is the cute guy sitting in front of him.

10 Tips on Effective Communication for TAs (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Dan's a TA for an Intro to Philosophy class, and Phil's one of his students.

10x10, a hundred images of loving you (ao3) - silentOrator

Summary: Dan and Phil at Christmas through the years.

10:35 on a Thursday (ao3) - Fictropes

Summary: He’s tapping his pen against the paper, acting as though he isn’t asking Phil to take a sex quiz at 10:35am on a Thursday morning.

11 songs for Phan. (ao3) - phantasticjacky (danspastels)

Summary: Or: 11 Oneshots or drabbles that give me an opportunity to write down what's been an idea in my head all along.

I put my music on shuffle and wrote down the first 11 songs that played.

These songs will be my Phan tunes for this work.

12 Days of Phil (ao3) - septiplierhink

Summary: Dan gives Phil 12 gifts for the days leading up to Christmas. Two of them will last forever.

13 (ao3) - GoodGollyMissYollie (Yollie183)

Summary: Dan is home alone and frightening things start happening...

19 october (my heartbeat matches yours) (ao3) - natigail

Summary: First touches and moments.

It’s the same ten years later.

Well, almost.

20/20 Vision Forward (The Laser Eye Surgery Fic) (ao3) - Merrydith

Summary: Phil thought about what he had said. The line he had just crossed. Now as Phil was looking into the red light and the doctor was putting the finishing touches on his eye, he thought about what he had done. Phil was getting a permanent procedure done, all because he didn’t want to leave Dan after they had sex.

Just friends his ass.

21 thoughts I had today (ao3) - jestbee

Summary: Dan doesn't have a voice in his head.

It's just a malfunction, a lack of one thing or another in a complex series of firing synapses and chemicals, but it always sounds like words.

25 - analester

summary: phil tries to treat dan to 25 things for his birthday

27. - tbfhlmao

Summary: another year, another year older.

or a brief introspection into dan's twenty-seventh birthday.

29 - dxnhowell

Summary: It’s Phil’s birthday and he can’t help but feel like 29 is a big number, but it’s a good thing he has his boyfriend to reassure him.

30 Days to Fall (ao3) - kawaiikanai

Summary: Dan’s scraped by in life, never really enjoying it due to persistent bullies, stern parents, and loneliness. When a mysterious man from his past tells him he only has 30 days left to live, he finally takes the initiative to make the best of what time he has left.

32 (ao3) - krissyxlove

Summary: When Phil is put on the spot, he panics. When he panics, he ends up ordering the entire menu.

50 Shades of Nope (ao3) - Do_it_with_the_Howell_Lesters

Summary: Dan and Phil finally get around to watching 50 Shades of Grey, (thanks to Anthony). The boys get annoyed about how unrealistically the film portrays dom/sub relationships, and Anthony has a few questions.

99 flake (ao3) - obsessivelymoody

Summary: Dan's mum takes him to an amusement park, and an unfortunate accident with ice cream leads to an encounter with an odd, but nice boy.

1000 Post-It Notes (ao3) - phansparent (lestershoweller)

Summary: Phil bets Dan that he can use up all the Sword Art Online post-it notes in one year. Whoever wins can make any request from the other, and the other will be forced to oblige.

1,460 Days - snlogger

Summary: Phil’s getting married and Dan’s his best man.

1997 (ao3) - transdimensional_void

Summary: Phil is just a nerd who is too scared to walk past the cigarette-smoking goth boy on the street corner, or nerd!Phil and goth!Dan are true 90′s kids (featuring the musical stylings of Tool and The Smashing Pumpkins)

1999 (ao3) - Emejig16

Summary: Pretentious 90s AU where Dan and Phil just hang out.

2,000 Light Years Away (ao3) - daisyxhead

Summary: As cliché as it sounds, Dan kind of got into punk music because of a certain wildly attractive lead singer.

2009, catboys (ao3) - Fictropes

Summary: “You have your own ears, can’t have four.”

“Why?”

7,500 Kilometers (ao3) - doinganap

Summary: 7,500 kilometers is a pretty large distance to bridge but Dan and Phil are trying. Or rather their cell phone connection is. It’s 2013 and Dan’s in India.

10,000 emerald pools (ao3) - kay_okay

Summary: “Want you,” he whispers, pressed secretive against Phil’s tongue. “Want you, want you.”

Phil smiles into their kiss, tightens the grip of his thighs. “You have me.”

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part two

0 to 60 in 3.5 (ao3) - liquidsky

Summary: In which Dan and Phil are professional racing drivers. Dan's paranoid and Phil's smitten.

1Before We Land (ao3) - danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)

Summary: Twelve hours on a non-stop flight to Tokyo would be no problem for Dan normally. Working for a prestigious law firm has secured him a seat in First Class, and he's on his second glass of champagne as soon as they're in the air. If only he can stop making a fool of himself in front of the cute, endearingly clumsy flight attendant, he might just get through it without hurling himself out of the emergency exit.

3 Rounds And A Sound - jesusonab0at

Summary: Phil is sick and time goes wonky.

4 Times Dan Went Too Far, 1 Time That Was A Good Thing (ao3) - TwoTeaspoonsOfSuga

Summary: Pretty much the title. Smut will come later promise. The evolution from hate to love through Dan making his mistakes.

4 Ways To Spice Up Your Sex Life - fiction-phan

Summary: Phil thinks it’s time for them to move out of their apartment and into a house of their own and what better way to surprise his boyfriend than to look at some property websites to try and narrow down their options for potential houses. If only Dan didn’t stumble on one of these websites on Phil’s laptop and come to a completely different conclusion.

Phil was tired of him and wants to move out. It was now up to Dan to get back Phil’s interest in him and what better way to do that than to look on the internet for ways to spice up a relationship? Follow Dan’s adventures as he follows the steps on a love article to try and spice up his and Phil’s sex life. Nothing can go wrong….

6 Months And 1550 Miles (ao3) - DryCereal

Summary: Similar events feel very different, depending on whether you can edit stuff out before the audience sees it...

11:11 (ao3) - justhavesex

Summary: In which Dan makes a wish and ends up in a parallel universe where him and Phil got together.

11 Years of Christmas (ao3) - Fictropes

Summary: Christmas texts throughout the years.

24 Hours (ao3) - Art3misPlayerOne

Summary: Living a life in the public eye is hard, but it becomes almost impossible when you have to pretend you aren't in love. There gets to be a point when friendship, secret glances, and fantasizing just aren't enough anymore. So what do you do when your secret accidentally comes out and you realize the object of your love has been hiding a few things of their own?

30 Kisses For 30 Years - gorgeousdan

Summary: It’s Phil’s thirtieth birthday and Dan is determined to give him thirty kisses. Meanwhile, Phil’s been having domestic thoughts.

50 Notes To Unbox (ao3) - dylaesthetics

Summary: Dan moves out of his parent's home to start university and his older lifelong best friend Phil is rather an efficient help when it comes to helping Dan unpack, as well as a regular visitor of Dan's studio. What happens when Phil stumbles upon Dan's piggy bank for university savings he crafted as a child and finds it a new purpose? What happens when the truth comes out when it's so needed?

2009 - mairieuxes

Summary: The book of Dan Howell’s life, is just a page to Phil Lester’s. But a page can makeimpacts on the storyline. Just like how Phil impacted on Dan’s.

2009, 2012, 2019, 2022 (ao3) - OliveTheHobbit

Summary: In celebration to Dan and Phil’s 10th anniversary.

2022 (ao3) - Pastel_ellie

Summary: This is the year 2022 also known as the best year on Dan and Phil's life, a wedding proposal, a video that says it all and a wedding

3:17 am (warm on a cold night) (ao3) - covetsubjugation

Summary: Phil's hand continues its gentle petting motion, sweeping up and down his back and Dan sighs. Normally, he would have been comforted by this and would have long drifted off to sleep, but today his heart is thumping beneath his ribcage and all he can think about is the places he would rather that hand be.

6:30 Special - dansphlevels

Summary: In a world where you and your soulmate both have constellations of dark blue freckles that glow when you’re together, Dan has been waiting for his whole life for it to finally glow. And when it does, he is stood face to face with a man Phil, who looks back in confusion, his own constellation unlit.

11:22 On A Friday Night - notinclinedtomaturity

Summary: Late one Friday night, Phil worries that Dan is missing out the quintessential first year uni experience. Dan, however, doesn't want it; he's happy just how things are.

11:32 AM - ihavecoldhands

Summary: Phil forgets he has large hands and gets his hand hopelessly stuck in a vending machine.

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“Numbered” Fics Titles (3) Masterlist

part one, part two

5 Seconds of Facial Hair (ao3) - sir_red Luke/Ashton E, 1k

Summary: So this is influenced by a number of things. Firstly my annoyance/jealousy at Luke's facial hair not-beard he's got going on. Also I always loved the story of Harry teaching Dougie (from McFly) how to shave and thought I'd do a 5 Seconds of Summer version.

This story has no bearing on actual events and is entirely fantasy.

5 Seconds of Naughty (ao3) - sir_red Luke/Ashton, Michael/Calum E, 5k

Summary: Shameless smut about 5SOS.

7-Eleven (ao3) - iCheeseYou (EHkook) Luke/Ashton T, 74k

Summary: Ashton Irwin is a master of thievery. He steals from general stores, food markets, jewelry shops, museums, and people’s homes. Never once did he get caught nor did anyone find out his identity. He loves being a thief. Stealing is his addiction, and he has no intention on curing it.

However, there is one place and one place alone that he does not steal from, and that’s the 7-Eleven at the corner street. He goes in late at night to buy things for himself and to see a boy who works during that time named Luke Hemmings.

19 (ao3) - paperstorm Michael/Luke E, 4k

Summary: Luke celebrates his 19th birthday with his band, and a mini-surprise from Michael.

20 Dollar Nosebleed (ao3) - orphan_account Calum/Ashton G, 1k

Summary: It's Calum's birthday and Ashton takes him on a birthday adventure and everything is cute!!

24 Floors (ao3) - raine_go_away luke/ashton, michael/calum M, 9k (WIP)

Summary: or the soulmate timer au that nobody asked for with luke working at a daycare later on where he eventually meets ashton

792 (ao3) - ashtonhemmings Luke/Calum N/R, 3,9k

Summary: “ I love you. I won’t forget you ”

Broken Love in the First Degree (ao3) - tigerlily_sunshine OT4, Michael/Calum, Luke/Ashton T, 29k

Summary: “It’s not me, Cal.”

The bottom drops out of Calum’s world at the tone of Michael’s voice. It is so… empty that it takes Calum a moment to understand what he has said and then another to process it. Calum blinks, his mind still sluggish from sleep. He mouths Michael’s words in the vain hope he might catch on to what Michael actually means.

Calum takes too long. Michael sighs. He hits pause on his game and finally—finally—gives Calum the attention he deserves. His eyes are sad. His bottom lip is a little wobbly. Calum is afraid Michael might cry, but Michael can’t cry. Not on Calum’s birthday.

“Look at your wrist.”

(In which Calum is Michael’s soulmate, but Michael isn’t Calum’s.)

couldn’t be what you need (he’s just seventeen) (ao3) - zayndotcom Michael/Harry E, 6k

Summary: “Michael’s first encounter with Harry Styles after nearly two years of avoiding him couldn’t have gone any worse if he tried. Fuck.”

Far Too Pretty To Be Giving It Cheap (That’s Why He’s Making Six Figures Working Three Days A Week) (ao3) - Migs OT4 E, 4k

Summary: “Lu’s being needy today.” Ashton says conversationally as he films the arch of Luke’s back for the viewers.

Or OT4 ABO Cam Session

How many omegas can you fit into 5 seconds? (ao3) - Little_Marquise Michael/Luke, Calum/Ashton, Luke/Calum M, 599k

Summary: Luke has, as the only beta in a band, always felt a bit left out. While Michael and Ashton are fighting over who will win Calums heart, Luke feels like a piece of him is missing. The delayed piece of him finally catches up with his hectic lifestyle, when he presents as an omega during their Youngblood tour and everything goes absolutely crazy. Muke and Cashton.

Kiss Me (x3) (ao3) - allsassnoclass (brightblackholes) Luke/Ashton, Luke/Everyone T, 4k

Summary: Luke likes kissing, and he likes his bandmates, so it makes sense that he likes kissing his bandmates.

true love in 3D (ao3) - TeamAstrid Michael/Luke, Calum/Ashton M, 16k

Summary: Michael turns around, too, and he swears it’s like something out of a romcom. Luke Hemmings turns out to be a gorgeous 6’2 man with eyes so blue and the fluffiest blond curls he’s ever seen. Michael feels his heart rate bump up, up, up, faster, faster, faster, and his mouth goes dry and his eyes probably widen a little too much, but he barely registers the nerves. Instead, his brain takes note of exactly three things: the massive violet bush against his back that threatens to swallow him if he swoons, the smell of the rum that Jack is holding next to him, and the single clear thought his head will allow right now - this summer just got a lot more interesting.

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A muke cate's brother songfic.

Your Dreams and Memories Are Blurring Into One (ao3) - theglassedhalf Luke/Ashton, Luke/Calum T, 30k

Summary: Luke is a fae prince thought to have been assassinated more than a decade ago. Restoring his memories of who he is was the easy part; now, he has to find a way to reclaim his throne from the monster that stole it from him.

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"Numbered" Fic Titles Masterlist

part two

2am (ao3) - cthink Calum/Ashton N/R, 1k

Summary: Calum can’t sleep.

That is, unless he’s with Ashton.

3 A.M. - @daydadahlias​ (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) Michael/Luke M, 4k

Summary: Five times Michael accidentally meets Luke in the bathroom and the one time he meets him there on purpose.

3 Cheers for Sweet Revenge (ao3) - gnamjoon Michael/Luke, Calum/Ashton T, 9k

Summary: Erm, it’s me. Your upstairs neighbour, and apparently nightly supplier of audio porn. I just wanted to apologise for what has now been SIX MONTHS (you could’ve said something earlier!!) of a bad sleep cycle. So, sorry. To express this, I have decided (or rather, my roommate Ashton, who is currently looking over my shoulder and is incredibly pissed off that I don’t listen to him when he complains about the noise level, has decided) that I owe you a night of super-loudness. Just please, wait until exams are over and I have a chance to buy sound-proof headphones. Luke

Or, the one where Michael and Calum live below Ashton and Luke, the latter of which has really loud sex on weeknights, when Michael needs to study. Also, Biceps are Calum’s kryptonite

5 Seconds (ao3) - insideimasadrainbow Michael/Ashton, Luke/Calum T, 18k

Summary: “If your name is on their list, you’re already dead.” That’s the warning message about 5 Seconds, a well known group of anonymous killers who make themselves known each year for the Purge. While the world fears these killers, David Hood remains focused on his security systems business that has celebrities such as Beyonce, Adele, and Ellen DeGeneres paying big bucks for it. Due to his lack of research and knowledge on 5 Seconds, David is oblivious to how the band of killers work off a list and has no idea that his name is has made it on there for the 4th annual Purge

5 Times (ao3) - Cornelia_Love Luke/Ashton, Michael/Calum G, 2k

Summary: 5 times the boys said they would date each other and the one time they actually did.

1990 (ao3) - orphan_account Luke/Ashton M, 13k

Summary:

“I don’t like guys, Luke” Ashton whispered tentatively against the blonde’s pulsing throat. “But you like me?” the younger boy muttered back, his heart pounding in his chest and his eyes slipping closed in anticipation. “Yes, I like you a lot.”

Or the one where two working-class boys from Manchester fall in love, but will society’s perception of ‘normal’ stop them from being together?

20/20 (ao3) - nothingliketherain (39_killer_queen) Michael/Ashton T, 9k

Summary: 5 times Ashton is affected by Michael in glasses + 1 time Michael is

30,000 Feet in the Air (ao3) - antisocialhood Michael/Luke E, 3k

Summary: Luke teases and Michael strikes back.

Court Five - takemymoneycth Luke/Ashton, Michael/Calum E, 21k

Summary: A story in which a young college tennis player maybe likes his new coach a little too much.

Eighteen (ao3) - boomercal Luke/Ashton E, 56k

Summary: Eighteen-year-old Luke is done putting up with his father and brothers so he takes his father’s Corvette and credit card to track down Ashton Irwin. Who graduated a few years ahead of him and has a reputation for smoking, drinking and sleeping around; surely he’ll be enough to make his dad meet his demands… right?

Five Golden Rules of Submission (ao3) - shesagoodgirl Calum/Ashton E, 3k

Summary: soo, thank you to kittenmichael for the lovely idea. thank you to calum for being a filthy exhibitionist. and thank you to ashton for being ready to dom calum when you need him.

if my wall clock tells me that it’s 4 in the morning i’ll give it hell (ao3) - crankgameplays Luke/Ashton N/R, 1k

Summary: basically writer!ashton with a small case of lukesomnia and artstudent!luke who also cant sleep and he draws ashton a lot okay its not his fault the boy has such a nice face, he /has/ to draw it.

Number One (ao3) - iCheeseYou (EHkook) Michael/Luke T, 3k

Summary: Michael hasn’t seen his musician of a best friend in a year since he left for a world tour.

One Foot In The Gutter (ao3) - pommedhappy Michael/Ashton T, 2k

Summary: Ashton sighs, questioning his decision for a second before knocking on the door.

The thing is Michael is sad, has been for a few weeks, and Ashton can’t take it anymore. It’s not hard to understand that Michael is quite depressed right now and wants to be alone, but the way he keeps isolating himself from the rest of the band really starts to worry Ashton. That’s how he came up with a plan, in order to get Michael out of this dark place the younger boy keeps going.

It’s probably the worst decision he never took, but at this point he’s ready to try and do anything in his power to make his friend feel better.

one look and i’m enchanted (ao3) - jbhmalum Michael/Calum T, 1k

Summary: “Stop looking at me,” Michael grumbles, arms crossed and a pout on his face. Calum knows very well he’s not asking for safety reasons, which makes another teasing smile breakout on his face. “But you’re so cute,” he says, laughing at Michael’s disapproving noise. Michael hates being called cute. “I swear, you’re the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.”

OR Michael now has to wear glasses. He hates it, so of course Calum teases him about it.

Scene 14 (ao3) - thegiftboxxx Luke/Ashton, Michael/Crystal, Roy/Calum, Kaykay/Sierra E, 128k

Summary: It’s one of the first lessons you learn. There’s a difference between performing and acting.

Actors are intellectuals; they’re poets with their expression and the way their voices hit the air. Performers, by comparison, are children, ignorant and too bright for their own good. No one wants to admit to being only a performer. If you’re anyone worth anything, you want to be an actor.

And Luke is not an actor, but Ashton is.

Or, the one where Luke hates Ashton but has to pretend to be in love with him for five months for his acting final except for the fact that maybe he isn’t pretending anymore.

Symphony No. 4 in F Major (ao3) - orphan_account Michael/Luke T, 9k

Summary: What happens when Michael Clifford, esteemed member of the New York Philharmonic, meets Luke Hemmings, punk-pop rockstar?

The 5 Times Calum Ran Into a Nameless Guy at a Bar, and The One Time He Wasn’t So Nameless (ao3) - awfuldaycupcake Calum/Ashton N/R, 7k

Summary: The one where Calum keeps seeing Ashton in bars, but doesn’t even know his name

two can play that game (but you win me every time) (ao3) - galacticsugar Luke/Calum T, 10k

Summary: When Calum tells people he works at IKEA, people tend to respond enthusiastically. Some of them joke, did you have to learn Swedish?, or make a crack about the meatballs. Some of them ask how many marriages he’s seen end amongst the aisles. Basically, everyone turns into a comedian the moment Calum mentions his job.

Two, Two, Four (ao3) - cashcakeplz ot4 N/R, 9k

Summary: “So, let me get this straight. You…want to have a foursome…tonight?” Luke asked, raising an eyebrow at Calum.

or the one where Calum and Luke seduce their boys into a foursome.

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“Numbered” Fic Titles Masterlist

part two

3 Simple Rules for Dating a Centenarian (ao3) - ForASecondThereWedWon sam/bucky T, 7k

Summary: After seeing Steve's shield handed over to some stranger, Sam calls up Bucky, certain he's the one person who can properly commiserate. He doesn't really expect Bucky to answer though (the guy's become a bit of a recluse), or to hear the hints that he might be missing Sam as much as Sam's been missing him. Not that he'd ever say it straight out.

4 Minute Window (ao3) - Speranza steve/bucky E, 24k

Summary: "Look, if they catch me," Bucky muttered, "they're either going to kill me or they're going to put me in a box with a little window and—Steve, I can't."

5 New Year's Kisses (+1 Proposal) (ao3) - Banashee clint/tony, bruce/natasha T, 3k

Summary: What it says on the tin. Tony and Clint's relationship over the years.

5 times bruce banner lit up (ao3) - mosaicofhearts ot6 M, 2k

Summary: five times the avengers showed/told bruce how good he was (and five times he reacted... well, not entirely unexpectedly).

5 Times Bucky Fell And Sam Caught Him (ao3) - annhamilton sam/bucky G, 10k

Summary: ....plus the one time he didn't.

5 Times Peter Parker Almost Came Out to the Avengers (ao3) - Babereflective T, 12k

Summary: (And the One Time He Did)

Peter Parker had a secret. No matter how badly he wanted to share it, he couldn’t, he knew he couldn’t. Deep down he knew it wasn’t a big deal, but it was. It was a huge deal, and sometimes he thought he would never tell anyone how he really felt. You see, Peter Parker was a bi disaster. He told himself that he wasn’t the type of boy to stare at cute strangers too long or smile at the thought of a school yard crush, but oh boy he was. But nobody could know that. Well, nobody except Ned and MJ.

5 Times Peter Was Suspicious About Sam and Bucky (ao3) - 27dis sam/bucky G, 2k

Summary: And one time he was sure about it.

5 Times Spider-Man Needed Help (ao3) - CivilBores, starsinyourveins T, 23k

Summary: …and the one time Peter Parker did.

7 Things Steve Rogers Found Out About Tony Stark & The One Thing He Found Out About Him (ao3) - romanoff steve/tony M, 22k

Summary: Steve likes Tony. Tony likes Steve. They just don't know it yet.

Steve goes on a voyage of discovery for his favourite billionaire. It doesn't quite go as planned.

Seven one-shots from the lives of Tony Stark and Steve Rogers and how they fell in love. Aww.

8PM - avintagekiss24 sam/bucky E, 1k

Summary: Sam and Bucky are enjoying life after all of the chaos of Thanos finally dies down.

14 Valentines (ao3) - jehans steve/bucky E, 18k

Summary: Someone is trying to woo Steve.

Every day in February leading up to Valentine's Day, Steve is sent an expensive, if a bit impersonal, gift from a secret admirer. And while he's less than impressed by this covert attempt to win his heart, he's very impressed by the sweet, funny, and deeply attractive delivery driver who brings these gifts to his door every day.

Bucky is amazing, and Steve is falling for him hard and fast, but each day that goes by is another day closer to Valentine's Day, and the expected end of his secret admirer's gifts. Steve had better figure out soon if Bucky's clear flirtation with him is serious, or if he's just in it for the chase. Because if he's serious, there are Things Steve would like to do....

15 Minutes, 35 Days (ao3) - Veldeia steve/tony T, 3k

Summary: A failed attempt to sabotage a HYDRA research facility leaves Steve and Tony at the mercy of the enemy. Will they survive to see another day together?

20 Featherbeds (ao3) - OriginalCeenote steve/bucky M, 33k

Summary: Prince Bucky's search for a true princess continues to go sour, until one cold, rainy night.

Stucky AU. Loosely inspired by "The Princess and the Pea."

21st Century Burnout (ao3) - Superstitious harley/peter E, 11k

Summary: When Benjamin Parker died he left Peter the only valuable thing he owned: a 1969 Ford Mustang 429 Boss. That was almost a decade ago. Now, Uncle Ben is probably rolling over in his grave since illegal street racing was 100% not the intented outcome.

Spiderman by day and king of the streets by night, a jaded Peter Parker is tired of being the hero. Harley Keener is the unfortunate mechanic who fixes Peter’s beautiful, abused car (and sometimes Peter).

98.6 (ao3) - arsenicarcher (Arsenic) clint/phil G, 3k

Summary: Clint hates being cold.

100% Professional (ao3) - NotEvenCloseToStraight peter/wade M, 22k

Summary: When massage therapist!Peter gets a call for a meet-and-greet appointment in a ritzy part of town, he doesn’t expect tall, scarred and holy muscles to open the door. Drawn first to Wade’s smile and then to the pain radiating out from the soldier, Peter tries to do everything he can to help Wade while also fighting his own attraction because ho ho holy crap is it a bad idea to sleep with clients. He is NOT that kind of massage therapist.

Ex- soldier!Wade can hardly leave the house any more, too wracked with pain to make it very far out the door, too self conscious of his ruined skin to attempt dating or even friendships. But when Peter smiles at him, laughs with him, and somehow isn't icked out by Wade’s… mess… he starts thinking that maybe life could be something good again.

Healing happens with both hands and hearts, and if Peter can manage to stay even a little bit professional long enough for Wade to get up the courage to ask him on a date, maybe they’ll find another use for all that massage oil.

1796 Broadway (ao3) - rainproof, teaberryblue steve/tony, bruce/natasha M, 

Summary: Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes.

Put your phone down, Tony.

1-900 (ao3) - AdamantSteve clint/phil M, 1k

Summary: Clint can't sleep - he calls a sex line. Phil is the operator.

1917 (ao3) - msbluesunflower steve/bucky M, 9k

Summary: Born on March 10th, 1985 in Brooklyn, James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes was named after Sergeant Barnes, Captain America’s childhood best friend, who died when he fell off a train in the Swiss Alps.

In 2008, Peggy Carter donates to the Smithsonian letters Captain Rogers wrote to Sergeant Barnes in 1944, after he fell.

1984: Our Love Was (ao3) - KingWintershield steve/bucky E, 830k

Summary: Steve is a closeted Brooklyn cop looking for someone to settle down with and finally have his family. Bucky is an alcoholic who works at his friend’s record shop and is the only guardian of his two little sisters since their parent’s died. When the youngest Barnes gets lost in Brooklyn, Steve and Bucky have a rushed but significant first encounter that ends in a promise for more. Set in the 1980s, this chronicles their days of falling in love, staying together against opposition, and fighting for what they want.