Hello General Zod. Last night I had a nightmare that I forgot to call you General Zod and just called you Zod. This made you angry and you were going to kill me until I called you Lord Zod and this pleased you. However, you were still angry at me and so you stole my favourite soft toy to teach me a lesson. Please don’t steal my toy.
I would never steal your toy, Houstonian. I would merely vaporize you.
So don’t skip the formalities. Ever.














