#nygmapocalypse

[anarchy-penguin]

The investigation on Nygma be like:

Ed: sooooooooo any leads on that painting robber?

Jim: nope

Ed: he doesn't remind you of anyone? Maybe a coworker?

Jim: nada

Ed: DOESN'T EVEN REMIND YOU OF SOME UNDERRATED CREEPY GENIUS AT WORK WHO ANNOYS EVERYONE WITH HIS RIDDLES AND WHO LIKELY MURDERED HIS GIRLFRIEND AND WHO IS ALSO PROBABLY TRYING TO SHOW EVREYONE HOW SMART AND DANGEROUS HE ACTUALLY IS!!???

Jim: hmmmm........No!

[anarchy-penguin]

a summary of Nygma as the riddler:

*tries to kill Jim several times*

Jim: *is still oblivious*

Ed: WHY DOESN'T SENPAI JUST NOTICE ME!???

[anarchy-penguin]

A summary of Gotham S2 ep15

*investigating nygmas crime*

Jim: He's not interested in profit, he's trying to send a message.

Harvey: What's the message?

Jim: I have no idea...

*both leave*

[~a few hours later~}

Ed: *talking to Oswald later* AND THEN HE SAID: "I HAVE NO IDEA!"

Oswald: PFFFFFFFFTTTT

Oswald and Ed: *uncontrollable laughter*

[anarchy-penguin]

"Very bold..."

- Ed praising his own damn crime 'cause HE STILL DOESN'T GET PRAISE OR CREDIT FOR ANYTHINGGGG (S2 ep15)

[anarchy-penguin]

How to make an Edward nygma:

10% Chinese take out 30% dad riddles 40% kawaii sinnamon roll 20% gay baby

[anarchy-penguin]

Me watching Gotham:

Ed Nygma: *tries to kil Gordon on multiple occasions, frames him for murder, and gets him aressted*

Me: my precious beautiful little baby, too pure for this world

[anarchy-penguin]

When Oswald got out of Arkham:

Oswald: *gets out of Arkham* *gay boyfriend sense starts tingling*

{Ed on the other side of town...}

Ed:....

*gay boyfriend sense is also tingling*

Oswald and Ed in unison: *evil smiles* TO THE NYGMOBBLEBILE!!!!

[anarchy-penguin]

A summary of Ed Nygma on Gotham:

Jim: did u kill Kringle m8?

Ed: heheh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *maniacal laugh*

Jim:........ Eh? Aright.....