#kaiden alenko

[knight-utka]

I imagine that...

After the end of the third part of Mass Effect, the Normandy team tried to find Shepard. All they could find was Shepard's helmet.

I started it last year, finished this summer and forgot to post 😅

[lesbianempresses]

mass effect (legendary edition) replay.

[sailforvalinor]

Mass Effect + Text Posts

[notebooks-and-laptops]

I've connected the dots

[haxxorblue]

chakwas advises shepard

custom shepard: judas [she/he]

[msunitedstatesjames]

The ME3 Citadel DLC really has everything:

-An evil clone

-Commander Shepard and Javik battling for top billing with Blasto the hanar in a war propaganda film

-An anime style zoom in on the eyes of Traynor and her greatest rival over a match of space chess

-A scene where you have to manually press whatever buttons your system requires 183 times to beat James in a pull up competition

-A scene where the gang is trapped in a vault with limited air, while Shepard complains about the fact that no one told them how cheesy they sound when they talk

-Shepard forcing a hardened mercenary/bounty hunter to say 'please' when he asks for more change to beat the claw game in an arcade

-Shepard almost being assassinated in a sushi resturant, then being ceaselessly derided for falling through a fish tank in their escape attempt and getting everyone's favorite restuarant closed

-Potentially a sexy tango dance scene with a merc-killing vigilante turian

-The chance to rebelliously stick your hands under a decorative waterfall so many times that a staff member is like, 'fine, do what you want, but just so you know this waterfall is a hanar urinal'

-Shepard learning to play piano

-Shepard Accusing Kaiden of poisoning them Canada style

-A toothbrush that prevents a hijacking attempt

-Watching some good old fashioned telepathic sports and cracking open a cold one with the boys while the galaxy is in a shambles

-Wrex complaing that he's been having so much sex he's too exhausted to fight the Reapers

-Playing fetch with a skillet and a Varren

-Just two space divas drinking wine and talking about shoes

-"It's joking time."

Unironically, this is truly Bioware's finest work.

[viiriidiian]

Wait. Shepard, you're dead! I got better.

ive inhaled mass effect 1 and currently am halfway (?) (maybe a third?) through me2! shepard you crazy son of a bitch im in!

[diipd2p]

i believe posted this piece before or maybe deleted it back then… this was finished sometime in 2022 maybe earlier

Anyway. Wishing these two the best and a peaceful lunch

the whole galaxy is still out there waiting for yall to rebuild together, after all