#nyutwitter

[klinestonemusic]

@aoinkline: wearing underwear after getting out of the shower must be optional here...

[ftwdanny-blog]

@dknight: my friend Craig David hasn't slept in over 3 days.

[ezekielevontpd-blog]

@sportyspiceez: why do these little boys keep trying me like this?

@sportyspiceez: idk if y'all know how fast i am

@sportyspiceez: or how good i am with a bat

@sportyspiceez: but you might wanna fucking stop

[xelenamarie]

@leapinglena: -stares at twitter feed extremely confused. WHAT IN THE STARS IS HAPPENING.

[sampsonomalley]

@thealleycat: i want to adopt a cat but im not ready to be a single parent

[isabellaporter]

@isabellap: isn't it a shame that even in college, people still act as if they are mean girls in high school?

[calliopexhollis]

twitter;

@calliopeh: what is some good music to dance around in your underwear to

[joeladamss]

@joeladamss23: see this wait is why i am not made for public flying....

@joeladamss23: i am too big for these planes...mom send the jet.