Kline 'Sliver' Stone

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dharpcr:

“Uh-uh, I know you saw me.” Desmond called out, waving the person over to the bar. “C’mon, shots on me.”

“I don’t know if you realize this but I’m only 18. And even if I wanted to get into a club, this face screams ‘teenage with a fake I.D.’ so I don’t think they’ll work.”

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vclcntina:

“Are people here like stupider than in New York? I had one guy tell me that if I was hungry to look under rocks and eat the dirt since it tasted like bananas, maybe he was on bath salts or something”

“What? He couldn’t be serious. Maybe he just smelt that New Yorker thing on you and was trying to freak you out or something. I don’t know. I’ve been spending most of my time trying to get my music played in some of the clubs around here.”

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Queenie: well yah you're a fuckin giant. i definitely think we can. that's not even coming from the view of someone who loves her and her music. like, justin bieber is an influential person even if he's not influential to me personally. same with Nirvana, Spice Girls, Rush. all influential bands even if it's not necessarily influential

to me or another person

Kline: hey, i am not a giant. i just ate all my veggies growing up, that's all. hahaha. see i'm on the fence about anyone being called influential unless everything about your package speaks to making the world a better place. People who earn this title...most of the time...don't have other people's interest in their heart. Just because they speak and some people listen shouldn't earn them that title.

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Queenie: Mother Monster is MAD short. she's 5'1. but i'm also MAD short at 5'2. it's insane. i'm taller than one of the most influential women in the universe holy shit

Kline: I thought she was MAD short. But, everyone is usually short than me. I'm 6'0 so I'm like a tree. And can we really call her influential? I mean she isn't all that influential to me.

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alaricgallc:

“I swear, I’m trying not to laugh you but the sheer stupidity of this right now is making it very fucking difficult.”

“The only thing that’s making this stupid right now is you. Now, hold still or I’m going to get paint in your eye and I’m not going to feel bad about it if I do.”

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Queenie: knowing that i'm an entire inch taller than lady gaga makes me feel SO POWERFUL

Kline: you always text me about the weirdest stuff sometimes. lol.

Kline: isn't lady gaga like super short anyway?

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ezralockwood:

He could swim laps around the guys at the pool, but when it came to ducking and hiding, well he was a fucking loser. Rubbing the nape of his neck, the brunette forced a smile – though it was evident. “Hey, you – you’re here. that’s GREAT.” He cleared his throat. 

Sitting at an empty desk with his face buried in his laptop, Kline was focused on a new news article about some of his favorite celebrities. This was something he did whenever he was bored or whenever he wanted to avoid being bothered by others. He was pulled away from his reading as he heard a familiar voice. Looking up from his laptop, he noticed Ezra and immediately slammed his laptop shut. “Why are you talking to me? I thought I made it clear that I don’t like you or anything about you.” He responded, gathering his laptop and other items before getting up from the table.

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lxttlebrxtt:

“I got bored and started going through my old Grindr profile again and you would be amazed what some people think counts as flirting,” Brett giggled from his lounge spot on the couch, “I don’t care how many winking emojis you add, if you’re creepy you’re just creepy.”

“I thought we agreed that you’d never use that atrocious app ever again. You know the guys on there are borderline assholes. I’m surprised they even tried to flirt with you. I figured it’d be all ‘let me suck your dick tonight’ or something like that.” Kline chuckled as he exited the kitchen and joined his boyfriend on the couch. “The next guy to send you a winking emoji is getting a punch to the throat.”

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John: On what authority are you saying that? You don't know what my situation is like. It's just a distinctive physical marker. There's nothing wrong with it. It's food. I don't believe in heaven, and it most certainly is not. I understand that you're trying to be kind, but there's no need for that.

John: That's quite true for me as well, I still think that, in general, children are far better than adults. They are cute, but they have a sort of innocence that is truly admirable. If they're raised by decent people, they're very open, creative, gentle, and interested. Children are perpetually curious while adults seem to have lost that for some reason.

Kline: I'm saying that because most young adults are stuck in some kind of hard financial situation. Yes, I don't know your situation but I know you're not alone in it. It's food but I'm scared. Saying your face is heaven sent doesn't mean you believe in heaven, John. It's a compliment. I'm going to be nice even if it's not needed so get used to it.

Kline: You're forgetting that we were kids at one point of time. And adults don't lose their innocence or curiosity, kids don't know anything about the word yet so they have a reason to be curious. Adults know much about the world at this point and there's no need to wonder anymore.

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John: I'm clearly in a very different economic circumstance. I didn't say a roomful, I said a lot. It's a dingy grocery store with barbed wire on the roof in Queens. I can't remember the name. I'll let you know. And they won't, my face kind of helps there. I intend to not draw any attention to myself.

John: While I recognise there are plenty of people in the world who would not, I believe the majority of people are quite happy to spend their time amongst children. After all, our population would decline if we were not fond of young humans. I think it's quite unfortunate that they have to become adults at all.

Kline: Hey, you're not in any different situation than other young adults in the world. Blah blah blah, all I know is that I spend more than that when I buy groceries. Barbed wire? Yeah...I think I'll pass on going there for now. Got to give that hard pass. Stop it, your face is heaven sent, dude.

Kline: Okay, the idea of staying a kid my entire life does not sound appealing in the least. But I do agree that they are so cute at that age that you don't want them to ever grow up.

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John: I have a job year 'round. I always have responsibilities.

John: That's expensive. I can get a lot of groceries for thirty dollars. Well, I'm sure that'd be good for her. I doubt I'll really be ogling the moms. That'd be strange.

John: I don't think they need me to watch her constantly, just for a few hours on the weekend. I don't really mind, she's rather nice. I don't really care about the time of year that much.

Kline: Look at you, Mr. Responsible. You're making the rest of us look bad, dude.

Kline: That's not expensive. And where are you buying your food because I would love to buy a roomful of groceries for that price. The Moms will be ogling you. The idea of a male that's good around children is a magnet.

Kline: Well, she's in good hands. It's nice to see someone who doesn't mind spending their time making a kid happy for a few hours.

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John: What's wrong with that? I'm not, but that sounds fun.

John: Isn't Build-A-Bear expensive? I suppose that's a good plan. I guess there usually are children on playgrounds, so that makes sense. I didn't know if she'd be too young for that, but she's probably not.

John: Do you also not like children? I wonder why so many people seem to dislike them.

Kline: Because Summer is about having fun, not being tied down with a job or other responsibilities.

Kline: No, not incredibly. My bear only cost like 29.88. But, she might get more pieces of clothing than me so it might be more expensive for you. Exactly, she might make some new friends on the playground and you get to see how attractive all the Moms are. Lol.

Kline: I don't dislike them. I just wouldn't want to spend my Summer babysitting. I did it during high school and that was enough.

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John: The neighbors asked me to watch their five year old daughter.

John: And so, my question is: what on earth do average five year old girls like? Well, she's not average. She's quite wonderful. Still, I don't know very much about her.

Kline: Please tell me you're not spending your Summer watching children?!?

Kline: Take her to the park, get her ice cream, take her shopping a place like Build-A-Bear or something.

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Send my muse some bad pick-up lines!

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httpmatec:

“I’m always down to get food,” he chuckled. “Just writing emails to companies looking for internships.” 

“Cool, there’s this new pizza parlor that just opened and I’ve been dying to try their pizza.” He replied with a grin on his lips. “Internship? Really? Well, what’s your major? l have a few connections thanks to my Dad. I can shop around for you.”