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important text messages (ITM)

Husbando: It's cute. Me: Even with mullet Duck? Me: ...Sick. Me: DICK Husbando: Lmao yes Husbando: Mullet duck the best superhero.

important text messages (ITM)

Me: Deadshot's, or should I say Floyd's mustache makes me think he's French.

Husbando: It's a seventies pornstache. I think it makes Deadshot look handsome!

Me: Well you think so! I think it makes him look French. Roy with that sort of mustache would be wrong.

Husbando: Yes.

Me: Pfft. Harvey with half a pornstache.

Husbando: Ew. No way.

Me: Would it be on his scarred side or on his normal side?

Husbando: Normal obviously.

Me: What if he glued it on to his scarred side?

Husbando: Lmao what? No! Haha

Me: Maybe one day, he found your chin beard and decided to make it into a pornstache and glued it to his face.

Husbando: No! Stop no! Lol

Me: And though he looks silly, he looks sillier because he's a brunet and also has white hair and now a blond pornstache.

Husbando: What has your mind gotten into?

Oh gosh... This is super amusing.

Husbando is super giddy and pretty much fangirling about Dick/Babs.

Important Text Messages (ITM)

Husbando: I had a dream i was pregnant. :/

Me: Aw shit. Who's the baby daddy?! You have a little Damian?

Husbando: ... Lol I don't wanna say, it was awkward.

Me: Catman was your baby daddy wasn't he. And you had a litter of kittens huh?

Husbando: No. It was michael. Lol and it was just one, i hope. Lmao

Me: He was upset you forgot his name last night so he went and got you pregnant. xD

Husbando: That's gross! Lmao

Me: Pfft probably already had a name picked out. Michael Jr. for a boy, Michelle for a girl.

Husbando: Yes.

Ahhhh! I always get so excited when I find fyeah blogs of my favorite characters! Thank youuuu!

OH. MY WAIFU. I WASN'T OFF CHEATING ON YOU. I JUST REALLY LOVE DANCING. YOU'RE MY DARLING PUDDING POP, SMOOSHY SCHNOOKEMS FACE.

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