#nz memes

[cassiemckaysgoldchain]

kiwis relate really carries november on his back

[wint-er]

Ah yes New Zealand, where you learn about drugs, s*x and alcohol in the back of dark van with a giraffe and a stranger.

[jaygeyes]

Will no longer be drawing clone wars fanart - only nz bird fanart

[you-just-got-wormed]

Nz things that the sander sides would like

--virgil would like the ghost chips ad, its a safety message wrapped in a spooky vibe (you know i cant eat your ghost chips!!!!)

-patton running around the mindscape singing “AINT NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE” (state will keep me movin!!!!!)

-patton and logan would both love kiwis. (”looK HOW BIG AND FLUFFY THEY ARE” “Their beaks are long with the nostrils on the end as a way to look for bugs for food. Fascinating”) 

-Roman is the embodiment of She’ll be right

-anxiety-less thomas is that one ad where the guy keeps fucking shit up around his farm and going “buggar”

-”AY DECEIT” “yeah?” “GIVE US A HAND WITH A JOB ON SATURDAY” “maaaaate ya dreamin” “bloody dark sides”

-virgil watching thomas on a beach walking onto a road “togs togs togs togs to- undies undies undies und”

-patton wears stubbies and everyone is horrified (comes in a frightening one size too small)

-if anyone tries to pull an all nighter patton will play the goodnight kiwi passive aggressively at them

-patton watches how to dad religiously 

-patton wears gumboots with his stubbies bc its a look goddamnit

-logan says g’day (AND ITS CANON HE LIKES THE WORD MACCAS MILO CAN CONFIRM)

-logan wear jandals with his denim shorts

-roman plays rugby

-”world famous in new zealand”-roman sanders 2k19 every 5 seconds

-patton sings the ricky baker birthday song a lot. like all the time. its not anyones birthday patton why are you-

-bro logan says ur dumb

-logan has nek minnit on his vocab cards

-deceit wants to throw dildos at thomas

-virgil says yeah nah a lot

-when patton feels fancy he wears socks and jandals

-roman loves a good mince and cheese pie

-when logan is hungry he turns into paul henry (have a crofters bro)

-”did you feel it?” “nah do it again” *pretends to whack roman on the head with a wooden spoon but lets virgil slam a spoon on his head instead* “OW”

- roman, walking into a room: kiiiwiiis love hot pools rugby balls-

-patton rides past on a motorised chilly bin

-”when this cars all finished me and my dad will cruise around being all skux and”

-logan yelling “IM GIGARICH IM A GIGANAIRE”

-patton: this is mr grover, rover, from nova

roman: go on roll over

-logan: what happened:

virgil: well there i was-

-virgil watched what now but he still doesnt know what to do with his life

-virgil: feeling nervous.             ive hypnotised those cops

-roman: okay so, one day i was selling my wares and i walked past this old creepy castle, and i look at it and think, very old and creepy”

-patton is the stu of sanders sides

-roman: im the main guy in twilight. yknow twilight? the main guy? thats me.

[chairpersonchair]

Omg y’all I just cleared the cookies on my laptop to get a website working properly and I forgot to save my cookies for cool maths games AND NOW IVE LOST ALL MY PROGRESS ON PAPA’S CHEESERIA FUCCKKKKKKKKK

[vorbisx]

tag yourself

[palmerston-north-problems]

She is da queen

[cassiemckaysgoldchain]

tina from turners if you see this i love you