#nz meme

[cassiemckaysgoldchain]

with great power comes great electricity bills, so that’s why this pride month i’m partnering with Genesis Energy

[wint-er]

Percy Jackson Characters as their Favourite NZ food as said by me a kiwi.

Also yes this is a series now.

Percy:

Chocolate fish for obvious reasons

Annabeth:

Lammingtons! I thought other countries had them but then I found a thread in which there was a very confused European so I guess not

Frank:

Fairbread, aka the child of Australia and NZ whom we will continue to fight over custody of.

Hazel:

pineapple lumps

Leo:

Maori fried bread (This shit is so good I stg)

Jason:

Hokey Pokey Ice Cream, the true Kiwi stereo type is being lived out through Jason and Piper lmao

Piper:

Fish. And. Chips, I had to put it somewhere I'm sorry Percy lmao

Nico:

Pavlova! The other food and aussies will claim as theirs. Its not.

Will:

Sausage Sizzles!

AN HONOURABLE MENTION:

This shit ^ is so fucking good I stg

Its bread with tinned spaghetti and cheese baked in an oven.

[palmerston-north-problems]

[cassiemckaysgoldchain]

tina from turners if you see this i love you

[palmerston-north-problems]

She is da queen

[wint-er]

Ok I've had inspiration (tm) so here's Nico interacting with Kiwis

Also I know that basicly no one actually talks like this all the time, but I could here the voices, just imagine this outside a McDonalds in either Manurewa or on the water front lmaoo

Nico minding his own business:

Random Kiwi guy talking to his friend: Ay!

Other Kiwi Guy: *Head nod*

RKG1: You up for the Sausie Sizzle tonight round at yours?

RKG2: Course mate, are we bringing togs and jandals?

RKG1: Yeah, oh, no yeah, bring em anyway, my cuzzie should be over to look after the little kids

RKG2: Sweet, Pav for dessert right

RKG1: well we ain't havin' maccas, I'll probably head down to the dairy and pick up some L&P or some ice cream yeah?

RKG2: Sounds good mate

RKG1: Sweet, head to the bottle o' and pick up some beer we'll get pissed once the kids are gone

RKG2: Sweet

RKG1: Cheers mate, see you then

RKG2: Cool, bye

*They dap each other up*

Nico Internally: What.the.actual.fuck.was.that

So yeah, some Aussie slang slipped in but there is an actually liquor store in NZ called the Bottle o' so ya know. Also that was way to much fun to write.

[kaerus]

new zealand meme

that one bread commercial at bus stations that heavily implies that the woman pictured in the ad fucked a slice of toast

[palmerston-north-problems]

Palmerston North Problem #3

Only voting for someone on XFactor because they're from Palmy