#o riginal

[goweninsane]

Nintendo fans over the last few years (and ESPECIALLY Pokémon fans) are like that one girl you knew in highschool who started dating some mediocre boy and years later she’s posting shit like “after he beat me and spent all my money on Overwatch skins and took my phone and texted kys to all my friends he made me scrambled eggs❤️ I love him so much” and who you pray develops literally any standards for herself

[steel-and-paper]

Christmas train 1996.

[goweninsane]

I’ve decided that whenever someone’s like “WHAAT YOU HAVENT SEEN XYZ???” Im gonna say “but I have played Ape Escape on the PS1” and when they say “what the fuck is Ape Escape” I’ll go “WHAAAT YOU HAVENT PLAYED APE ESCAPE???”

[goweninsane]

My take on Palworld if it actually is good is that it’s such a massive middle finger to Nintendo and Game Freak that I’m more than willing to forgive the blatant copyright infringement.

My take on Palworld if it’s actually a scam game is that the last handful of mainline Pokémon games were too, but this one has more actual attempted innovation for the genre that it’s actually worth at least some respect. Also it’s such a massive middle finger to Nintendo and Game Freak that I’m more than willing to forgive all of its flaws.

[goweninsane]

During this PlayStation Network outage, please send your thoughts and prayers to all of the people who purchased a PS5 Digital; a model of the PS5 that cannot play physical games. They currently cannot play ANY of the games that they bought rented from Sony, as the system cannot verify with the network that they are in fact allowed to play those games.

Any and all users are currently unable to play any of the digital games they own and have downloaded because of a network outage. One day, the PSN servers shut down forever, and billions of games will effectively have been stolen back by Sony, who I’m willing to bet won’t (or won’t be able to) refund the products that they purposely designed to make unusable upon their service shutting down.

[goweninsane]

Forcefem this forcefem that, what about forcemasc? Forceandrogyny? Forcedragon? You people have no imaginations

[goweninsane]

I cant wait for Alan Wake 2 where there’s two Alans and they see eachother and go “what are you, some kind of Alan Fake?” In unison

[goweninsane]

My ideal Resident Evil 9 is Rose Winters and Jake Wesker in a long, action campaign with the option of couch co-op. Rose has cool mold powers and Jake has cool Wesker powers along with their usual guns and stuff.

I know people didn’t like RE’s transition to action but I honestly think it makes sense for the world it takes place in. They aren’t playing secret agent anymore, bioterrorism attacks plague the world, of course we’re gonna be getting stronger and flashier.