Noel leaves Oasis: reading between the lines
From Tales From the Middle of Nowhere
The Roundhouse was...erm...very odd: that was fucking excruciating and my heart was ripped to shreds.
What' siz' name exploded with pretend rage: Liam was the angriest I've ever seen him
Strange cat: I know exactly why he was angry
Probably on his man period: I know exactly why he was angry
Didn't notice him getting any more hairy though: it's a miracle he restrained himself as well as he did
Onwards and sideways: we are fucked
Didn't stick around for the gig...couldn't be arsed: didn't want to fight with Liam, especially with him in that state and me in my state
Too many squares for my liking: Liam's people suspect I'm leaving and are not shy in letting me know what they think of me
The Gig in question, The Roundhouse Liam's anger on full display
I didn't enjoy it one bit: worst night of my life, maybe even worse than the Roundhouse gig
Dunno: I know exactly why
Couldn't get into it: couldn't concentrate I'm so upset
Very strange: we are fucked
Don't feel too clever: Don't know if I'm doing the right thing
Outrageous stomach ache: I feel sick with the stress and anxiety of what I am about to do
I'm coming down with summat: I can't handle this
Might have to get the doctor out: I'm not ok
Hope it came out of the speakers all right: hope nobody noticed my distress
Oh well there's always tomorrow: I know we're done
The gig in question, V Festival, Oasis' last
Dearly beloved: Dear Liam
I have been forced to leave Oasis: you have forced me to leave Oasis
The details are not important: the details are too much for me to handle
...the level of verbal and violent intimidation towards me has become intolerable: Oasis is no longer a safe space and I am too tired and emotionally vulnerable to try and resolve our many issues
The lack of support from my bandmates and management: no one will help us, everyone just stands by and watches us destroy our relationship
...has left me with no other option: I know I've always claimed to be the band's problem solver but I can't solve a problem as big as us by myself
...seek pastures new: I have to look out for myself
Thanks to @lily-bluey for the PDF