#ob lies

[xenawarriorgay]

tittymalaysia replied to your post “The finale ends with a Beth is alive reveal. Then Rachel kidnaps everyone, shoves them blindfolded into a plane, and when they land, they're at Disneyland. Ethan proceeds to tell them that dole whips are the cure for the sickness so Delphine buys Cosima 75 and they share them on the jungle cruise while whispering bad puns to one another. Also Soccercop. The end.”

DISNEYLAND. NOT DISNEYWORLD.

WHATEVER AS LONG AS SOMEONE IS WEARING A MICKEY MOUSE HAT

[xenawarriorgay]

The finale ends with all the clones sitting together at Baskin Robbins eating ice cream, and they all live happily ever after.

NO BUT THE REAL QUESTIONS IS WHAT ARE ALL THE CLONES' FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVORS I NEED TO KNOW FOR SCIENCE

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[xenawarriorgay]

And even more lies? Delphine's landlady - suspicious of her tenant's weird habits. Disappearing for work for weeks on end. Having a strange older man around. Is shocked to discover that her lodger is now living with a young woman with dreadlocks. Convinced that Delphine is having some sort of shady dealings she alerts the Land Lord and Tenants board. Delphine spends the whole episode trying to find a new apartment.

Well look who came off anon!

I LIKE DIS. ANOTHER!

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[xenawarriorgay]

Even more lies? Helena happily goes through her pregnancy- Sarah takes care of her. Though they decide that Helena requires a sex talk. The sex talk from Alison leaves Helena even more confused. So they have to skype Cosima to have a 4 clone birds and bees discussion. By the end of it Helena is even more confused than when she started. Mrs. S and Cosima sit her down sometime later to sort it out again.

I WANT COSIMA TO GIVE EVERYONE THE SEX TALK AND ALSO HAVE SOPHIA BURSET COME IN TO HELP YES PLS

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[xenawarriorgay]

More lies? Biggest drama is that Delphine gets to awkwardly introduce her new wife to her family and give a "well sexuality is a spectrum talk" to her confused relatives. Cosima messes up her words and verb tenses and instead of telling Delphine's maman that she was an au pair/ nanny for a few months one summer she accidentally tells her she worked as a wet nurses.

okay but no now i really, really need a fic of this WHO WILL WRITE ME A FIC OF THIS

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[xenawarriorgay]

Cosima's autoimmune disease is cured through extensive treatment with puppy therapy.

CLEARLY THE ONLY VIABLE MEDICAL OPTION

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[xenawarriorgay]

More lies? Cosima and Delphine stop off after France and see some Niehaus cousins and bum around Europe for a while. Alison and Donnie decide that renovating is good for their marriage - and start their own reno-show which is picked up by Home and Garden Television.

I WOULD TOTALLY WATCH THAT is it called "How to Renovate Your Garage Which Totally Doesn't Have The Body of an Evil Science Grandpa Buried in the Cement GODDAMNIT DONNIE I TOLD YOU I WANTED TO NAME THE SHOW"?

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[xenawarriorgay]

The finale ends with a Beth is alive reveal. Then Rachel kidnaps everyone, shoves them blindfolded into a plane, and when they land, they're at Disneyland. Ethan proceeds to tell them that dole whips are the cure for the sickness so Delphine buys Cosima 75 and they share them on the jungle cruise while whispering bad puns to one another. Also Soccercop. The end.

Okay how much do I love that two of you sent in Disney-related lies within minutes. 

BETHHHHH BETH ALIVE. KIDNAP TRIP TO DISNEYWORLD

COPHINE PUNS. SOCCERCOP. 

.....if this is not what happens I am going to be severely upset. 

Send me your lies about the OB season finale to calm me down!