#oberdog

[thescreaminghat]

never seen dnt but i did see that scene where bittenfeld attempts to feed a yet to be adopted oberdog with delicious steak only to be rejected immediately by said canine. i cannot believe the bittenfeld-oberstein beef went to this level, even a starving dog was in on antagonizing that man

[legendofthedumbass]

Bring Your Kid To Work Day in the Reuenthal-Mittermeyer family:

Oskar can't do shit at work because Felix keeps running around the Landesherr Office. Bergegrun gets stuck with his boss' paperwork.

Wolfgang panics each time Felix runs around the Beowulf trying to press the nice flashy buttons. Bayerlen has an anxiety attack each time the kid disappears out of sight.

Gabrielle offers to take Felix to her job. Ends up running after Felix and Florian after the boys find the code for the Rosen Ritter's axe locker.

Oberstein saves the day by just bringing the dog.

Everyone gets back to work and the kids end up sleeping on the floor cuddling with Oberdog.

[ramblingmoon]

Do you think Oberstein uses baby voice for Oberdog when no one is looking and only the butler knows and tries not to die of laughter?

[general-kalani]

Horrible take of the day;

Oberstein would have put the crown on his dog and called it the new Kaiser.

Violently aggressive in letting no one take the crown or cape off of the dog but himself.

[morganthefae]

Oberstein is a Responsible Dog Owner™ who always cleans up his dog’s poop. He is also an Asshole™ who shames other dog owners for not picking up their dogs poop.

[thescreaminghat]

another hc i have is that oberstein has absolutely zero control over his dog. like sure the dog loves him unconditionally but also oberdog---due entirely to his owner's surprising and entirely coincidental inability to maintain any semblance of a backbone when the spotted brat decides to use his own set of winning strategems (ie whining pathetically with the largest and saddest eyes known to human history)---has absolute reign over the entire house. if the pooch wants to sleep on a nest of silk sheets and heart- stoppingly expensive chew toys then our dear minister would sell the clothes off of his back to procure said necessities (that's his baby, his son and perfect child). junior officers in the ministry of war would have their entire worldviews shattered if they knew that oberstein was actually the willing servant to the most pampered and spoiled aristocrat in the entire universe---and it's a fucking dog.

[thescreaminghat]

another obe (ft dog)

[morganthefae]

I’d like for all my fellow LOGH fans to take a moment to think about Paul von Oberstein and his Dalmatian. Picture Oberstein walking his dog. Picture him playing fetch on his day off. Picture him at the store comparing different brands of dog food. Picture him nearly getting bowled over when he comes home from work. Picture him picking up his dog’s poop in little plastic bags. Oberstein on the couch in the evening with his dog’s head in his lap. Oberstein getting his dog to do tricks. Thank you, and have a nice day.