#more hcs

[thescreaminghat]

another hc i have is that oberstein has absolutely zero control over his dog. like sure the dog loves him unconditionally but also oberdog---due entirely to his owner's surprising and entirely coincidental inability to maintain any semblance of a backbone when the spotted brat decides to use his own set of winning strategems (ie whining pathetically with the largest and saddest eyes known to human history)---has absolute reign over the entire house. if the pooch wants to sleep on a nest of silk sheets and heart- stoppingly expensive chew toys then our dear minister would sell the clothes off of his back to procure said necessities (that's his baby, his son and perfect child). junior officers in the ministry of war would have their entire worldviews shattered if they knew that oberstein was actually the willing servant to the most pampered and spoiled aristocrat in the entire universe---and it's a fucking dog.

[lunar-writes]

AkiRohan Incorrect Quotes

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Rohan, scrolling through Twitter: Koichi, what the fuck is 'AkiRohan'?

Koichi, who accidentally started the tag:

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Josuke: Are you two dating?

Rohan, holding Akira's hand: No why would you think that

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Rohan: *making fun of Josuke & Okuyasu* That's gay

Akira, holding him in his lap: Really-

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Akira: Why the fuck are you drinking Monster at 3 in the morning?

Rohan, sleep deprived and physically shaking: Pain is temporary but greatness is eternal

Akira: go to bed

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Akira: Damn, my fingers hurt from playing all day

Rohan: I can rub some cream on them for you

Akira: Is this just an excuse to hold my hand?

Rohan:

Akira: Answer me Rohan

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*Arriving at a hotel together*

Akira: Oh there's only one bed

Rohan, laying on the bed seductively: How unfortunate

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Rohan: Should we start dating?

Akira: Were we not already?

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Rohan: I fucking hate EVERYONE

Akira: Everyone?

Rohan:

Rohan: ....alright fiNE-

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Akira: I want to give you a pet name

Rohan: Like what?

Akira: Sweetie, darling, dearest, dearly beloved, my love—

Rohan: *blushing intensely* PLEASE stop

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Rohan, holding out a card: Happy Anniversary, I guess

Akira: Thank you....?

Akira: *reads the card* ....

Akira: "I don't hate you"?

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Rohan: I have done nothing wrong, ever

Akira: I know that's bullshit but I love you anyways

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Akira: I have an idea

Rohan: No murder

Akira: I no longer have an idea

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Akira: You're violent

Rohan: Who's the murderer here???

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Akira: Tell me something good before I commit another murder

Rohan: No music in prison

Akira: This is why I love you

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Koichi: Rohan-sensei, why are you ignoring Otoishi-san?

Rohan: I'm playing hard to get

Josuke: Why? You're already hard to want

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Akira: I'm going to play all of Metallica at max volume and no one is going to stop me

Rohan: Akira

Akira: One person is going to stop me

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Okuyasu: You deserve an award for putting up with me

Josuke: Oku, you are my reward ♡

Akira: You deserve an award for putting up with me-

Rohan: Damn fucking straight I do

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Rohan: The stars are bright tonight, aren't they?

Akira, mumbling: You're the brightest star

Rohan: What was that?

Akira: I said I want to hit you with a jar-

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Rohan: Color me surprised

Akira: You're literally white as a ghost

Rohan: As if you're any better

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Akira: Truth or Dare?

Rohan: Truth

Akira: How many hours have you slept this week?

Rohan: Dare

Akira: Go to sleep

Rohan: I don't like this game

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Rohan: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Otoishi a little

Koichi: You drew your wedding invitation

Rohan: That's our joint tombstone

Koichi: My mistake

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Rohan, seeing Josuke getting blasted into the nearest wall by Akira: Was that necessary?

Akira: No, but it was dope

Rohan: Understandable, carry on

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Rohan: Why did God deem it necessary for me to exist

Koichi:

Koichi: *gestures to Akira*

Rohan: Oh yeah, that's why

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Rohan: I despise you immensely, your music is absolute garbage and your sense of fashion is atrocious

Akira: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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Akira: Rohan, babe, hun, hotstuff, light of my life-

Rohan: No I will not pass you the aux cord

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Josuke: Isn't that, like, your twentieth drawing of Otoishi?

Rohan: And don't you still have that stupid hairstyle? Fuck off

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Koichi: Rohan-sensei said you have pretty hair and a nice ass

Akira, twirling a strand of hair: He thinks it's pretty?

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Akira: Do you think I have a type?

Josuke: Yeah, the unlovable

Rohan: I am riGHT HERE-

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Rohan: That's ridiculous, Otoishi doesn't like me at all

Reimi: Yes he does

Koichi: Yes he does

Akira: Yes I do

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Rohan: If I run and jump at Akira, he will most certainly catch me

Rohan, running at Akira: CATCH

Akira: NO I'M HOLDING MY GUITAR-

Akira: *catches Rohan with one arm, still holding guitar*

Rohan: How the fu-

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They've taken over me and now I'm obsessed with these two dumbasses. They're chaotically in love and I'm here for it

[shimosu]

Yami Sukehiro HCs

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You can tell random people to kneel before you. Yami would glare at the person from behind and terrify them into submission easily.

Black Bulls will stalk and interfere if he takes you on a date outside, which eventually ends in him leaving the date.

When you're sick, he tells you to suck it up, but is internally freaking out and going to call Owen the moment you turn around.

You do something cute or something else that just makes him go-

"Marry me already."

The Captains are wondering how he got someone like you. A FRIGGIN' STEAL-

You put air fresheners and candles all over the base and no one questions you.

Yami asked once, and doesn't ask anymore. He just grumbled like a little kid and just lets you do whatever.

Yami: Why're you putting that stuff up?

You: Doesn't it smell bad?

Yami: *grumbling* Not really...

Finral drops a pick-up line on you. You play along for the fun of it. Yami almost destroys the base searching for the wuss-bag flirt that teleported away in fear for his life.

You go to Mereoleona with your problems with Yami, and she's not even gonna question how the two of you are going out.

[sorriikarii]

Katsuki hates pda (unless he's jealous ofc),,, but every now and then, Izuku can link their pinkies together with no problem! It's the closest to hand holding publicly he'll get.

Even if Katsuki comes up with a petty excuse like, "my pinky is going to be fucking sore!" Or "I'll burn your damn hand off, broccoli," he still lets the affection continue <33

[blueywrites]

[very-clever-name]

did u get the hc ask?

I don’t believe so? I don’t see it anywhere

[wishfxljikan]

“Can disprove that there’s no such thing as too hot. My flames are hotter than the sun and I don’t feel the need to cool off!”

Fun Fact: Lendys’ flames are bright yellow / white, meaning they’re about 1500 Degrees Celsius! (or about 2700 Degrees Fahrenheit!)