#oberholzer

[likesomebardian]

Elephant Ring

Gorgeous blonde freshmen girl who’s chill as hell and im obsessed.  You are in one of my classes and you always bite your nails and fidget with that elephant ring you always wear and it drives me crazy. You don’t know me but I have developed quite an infatuation with you and have talked to some of your friends about you and found out you’re into kickass music and you are as perfect as you seem. you have almost black eyes and a smokin bod and a beauty-mark below your collarbone. You are so intelligent and well spoken in class and cute and sweet that I havent gotten the nerve to talk to you because you’re so goddam intimidating but I hope this makes you smile:)

[likesomebardian]

Blonde Percussion Queen

I wish I had time for you the way you have Time for Marimba. You’re seeing someone right now, but I hope to catch you on the Rebond (a+b). My Impressions of you sum up to this. You are a Child of Tree, natural and youthful in your beauty. You have enSnaresed me.

Too bad you play Bach on marimba…

[likesomebardian]

re: purple hair

I think this is me — my hair is blonde again now? This made me smile so much omg ;___; You definitely should come say hi at some point (are you on campus for CitSci?) but if not, thank you for your super kind words.

[likesomebardian]

Re: Oberhold my heart

Any deets on this cutie? Hair color, etc?

[likesomebardian]

Too the beautiful "ate"

your name rhymes with many things, most notably ate, hate, gesticulate, prostate, etc.  but really you’re beautiful.  your blonde hair greets me in the morning like wheat under sun on a late september morning.  your tall as hell and could probably knock me down if you tried but I wouldn’t mind.  you’re into farm stuff.  I dig that.  Keep doing your thing beautiful amazon woman. 

[likesomebardian]

chaucer sproj

Its probably dreadfully obvious, but I still have a humongous crush on you. I can tell you’ve really let down your guard in a lot of ways to interact with me romantically and I appreciate it. I want you to know that you can trust me even more. xo

[overheardatbard]

How embarrassing!

"Yeah, man, we were LATE. When I got there, everyone was already covered in oil."

- Girl outside of Oberholzer

(Submitted by Emily)

[lescreatives-blog]

London Bus Tour

- Stylish video from Moritz Oberholzer on a rather dull subject: the city bus tour.