New Moderator Contest
Hey Bard College. Been a while, eh?
This blog disappeared when I graduated and stopped overhearing things at Bard.
Today, I'm announcing a contest to decide who the new moderator will be.
Whoever sends me the best/funniest/stupidest 300 word essay about why Bard is a great school wins the contest and gets the login credentials to this account. It’s that simple. Here are the rules:
-- I’ll publish every single essay that gets sent to me on this blog. (All essays will be published anonymously.)
-- You have to be a current Bard student. I’ll ask for proof if I need to.
Cheers, and good luck! I’m looking forward to reading your essays.














