#obfuscatress

[ayrtonwilbury]

obfuscatress: for some reason i have no idea what this is saying??

lol. it’s ok. i’ve been working out to enlist in my country’s military. so that means that i have to have at least a 34% bmi (body mass index) to join (according to my age and height). I have my own tape measure and i decided after my workout to measure my bmi (for women it’s neck, waist, and hips for the army) and the measurements added up to a 32.9% bmi. so this means that i am able to pass the tape test (the bmi stuff) for the military and i can go do my physical with an actual doctor and they can ship me out to basic (boot camp) as soon as that’s done. i’ve been going to my recruiter since february (because of my weight) and i’m finally at a good bmi percentage that i’m hoping that the doctors and recruiters will give me the okay to go to basic so i would be once again, on a restricted diet to get rid of the final pounds to be where they want me to be. (175lbs right now, I have to be 161lbs  according to the army)

hope this helps! 

[childishzombiejellyfish]

just wanna write a blanket ridiculous thank you to the people who have not only spent time reading my emotional whatever-the-hells but also took the time to write to me cos like 

you’re a neat lot 

and I promise I’m going to be hopefully a (slightly) more chill person as of october (aka The Best Mental Health Month Of The Year And Queer-Coded-Villains-Who-Did-Nothing-Wrong-Movies And Costumes And Motherfuckn Jumpers And The Aesthetic!!!!)

and I know y’all have your own shit and it can be taxing also having to listen to someone elses stuff so know I’m really appreciating it

[isthisrubble]

so, dug out a james/madeleine playlist I nearly finished and then stopped working on a while ago. I want to finish and post it, so, does anyone have thoughts on [this], [this] or [this] to slot in between [this] and [this]?

[marchingatmidnight]

5, 6, 32 for the fanfic ask

I have no idea how long this has been sitting in my inbox. Shout out to tumblr for never giving me a notification, thanks! 

Sarcasm aside, sorry for the long wait!

5. Favorite fic author?

Like, of all time? Oh shit, that’s a hard one. Um… I’ll go with notbecauseofvictories. I think I like their stuff the most consistently. 

6. Favorite fic (or one of them)?

I’ve been out of the fandom for years, but “An Exercise in ‘Worthless’” is a Destiel fic I’ve read an absurd number of times that gets better with every reread. I rec it to people who don’t know what Supernatural is. 

Also, “Dying to Return” is a Merthur fic to die for (ha), and “Slow Dancing In A Burning Room” is 00Q fic that has stuck with me for years. 

I guess it’s kind of important to note that these are all widely popular in their respective fandoms, so apparently I have unoriginal taste. But they’re also just that good. 

My list of Check, Please! favorite fics is pretty much just the AO3 tag. 

32. Favorite AU tropes? 

I love it when people take an established found family in the canon and slowly build it back up within an AU. 

[psicygni]

hucklebarn replied to your post “how old would we say sulu’s kiddo is in STB? ”

I'd say about 4 too

obfuscatress replied to your post “how old would we say sulu’s kiddo is in STB? ”

4 or 5 imo

isthisrubble replied to your post “how old would we say sulu’s kiddo is in STB? ”

I thought 5 or 6

redpandadiaries replied to your post “how old would we say sulu’s kiddo is in STB? ”

3. Not a day over 4. But I think 3 is a better guess. 4 year old actor playing a young 3 is the guess of this mom.

silksieve replied to your post “how old would we say sulu’s kiddo is in STB? ”

4?

canvuljan replied to your post “how old would we say sulu’s kiddo is in STB? ”

5-6? Unless she is small for her age.

aaaaahhh thanks!  so that would mean that she’s probably been born by STID, yes? and that ben and sulu either weren’t married then, or sulu wasn’t wearing his ring? 

[castillon02]

for the WIP ask "sign" in any of its meanings

His old password worked. Perhaps a sign of Bond’s good intentions? Or just a sign that Bond was smart enough to realize that Q would hang him by his lovely big bollocks if Bond attempted to lock Q out of his own computer. Particularly this computer, a black mongrel that he’d had for years now which overheated at the first sign of anything complicated but made a perfectly adequate vehicle for leisure activities.

From a fic about Bond being good at technology. Thank you for the ask! <3 

[isthisrubble]

@obfuscatress replied to your post: um. guysGUYS

what dis mean?

HD = high distinction (not high definition, which is what I yelled across the house when I got the email, lol), that’s the highest grade you can get at uni here. this is my overall grade for the unit, not an assignment grade so I’m pretty pumped!

[isthisrubble]

sunday six

haven’t done one of these in a while. someone save me from these nerds

‘You’ve retired.’

‘It’s just a transfer. They’re going to chain me to a desk now.’

‘You’ve retired.’

‘… Are you okay with it?’

Madeleine launches herself across the couch at him, engulfing him in a bear hug, which more or less answers the question.