#obitoweek

[akamikazae]

@obito-week 2025 𖣘 gaze + monster + split identies 𖣘

[ladykissingfish]

Kakashi: Hey, weirdo … can I ask you a question?

Obito: Yeah? 

Kakashi: *points* Why do you still wear those goofy goggles? I mean, since your sharingan came in, I’d think you’d be flaunting your eyes all the time.

Obito: Firstly, my goggles aren’t “goofy”, Bakashi. Second, it’s a valid strategy for getting good treatment from people.

Kakashi: … You lost me there.

Obito: Haven’t you noticed? Everyone in this village is afraid of the Uchiha, afraid of the sharingan. But when I wear these goggles, people still look at me as some innocent little kid, and NOT a wielder of some dangerous visual weapon.

Kakashi, quietly: Is it really like that for you, for your clan?

Obito: Yeah. *shrugs* Not much to be done about it, you’ve just gotta find ways to live around it, you know?

Kakashi: I think that’s bullshit. I think when I become Hokage I’m going to change this ridiculous class system and make all villagers equal, and everyone will live in peace, regardless of clan. I think —

Obito: Whoa, whoa — when YOU become Hokage? Since when was that your dream??

Kakashi: *smiling* Because, as you pointed out, you’re far too “goofy” to do the job yourself. But you can be my right hand.

Obito: *laughs* Ha! In your dreams!

*years later*

Shizune: Another successful meeting, Lord Kakashi. I’m sure that we’ll get this peace treaty signed in no time. Where do you find the resolve to work on such difficult cases?

Kakashi, gently touching Obito’s goggles in his top desk drawer: My right hand.

BINGO!

[akatsuki-girl]

Obito is my Beautiful Venus of Milo.

I really can't see the difference.

[melodiouswanderer]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@obito-week

Day 2: Haunted/Tragedy Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death Relationships: Nohara Rin/Uchiha Obito Characters: Uchiha Obito, Nohara Rin, Hatake Kakashi Additional Tags: Obito Week 2024, Modern AU, Tragedy, Angst, Improper Use of a Ouija Board, Ghosts, Pining, Supernatural - Freeform, Haunting Series: Part 2 of Obito Week 2024 Summary:

After the tragic accident that took his beloved's life, and months of strange phenomena Obito had to do something.

[ladykissingfish]

*Kakashi and Obito walking home from a Dango place*

Obito: Ahhh, that was so yummy! *licks the stickiness off his fingers* They keep on coming out with better and better flavors!

Kakashi: You know there’s such a thing as having too many sweet things, right? Your mouth is probably full of cavities.

Obito: Nope! *flashes a big smile* I brush and floss every single day! And anyway you ate more than I did, so you really can’t talk.

Kakashi: Only ONE more than you did. I had to force myself; I couldn’t let you win.

Obito: “Win”? Oi, you’ve been hanging around Beast-Face too much, Bakashi; not everything is a competition. But if it WAS, I’d still be the winner because I eat more than you on most days anyway.

Kakashi: That’s only for piddly things like dango or ramen. * points at a small restaurant across the road* But I bet you couldn’t beat me at a REAL eating competition: barbecue.

Obito: *laughs* Are you serious?? I LOVE barbecue, idiot! The hotter the better! I would wipe the floor with you!

Kakashi: Yeah? Then let’s go see who’s right.

Obito, nervously thinking of his belly full of dango: Ah, w-well, after all that dango I’m kinda out of money, so —

Gai, coming up behind them: I just got my allowance and money from the last mission I did; I’ll put up the money for all three of us! Come on Rival and Rival #2!

Kakashi: Perfect. Well come on, big-mouth; let’s see you put Gai’s money where your mouth is!

Obito:

*later, at the Leaf hospital*

Minato: I can’t believe you two. Acute indigestion? Acid reflux? Not to mention I had to pay for the horrible mess you boys made all over the tables and floor, and that poor cook’s apron. I expect better behavior from shinobi under my guidance. I —

Kushina: Oh, be quiet, Minato. If I recall it’s not too long ago I had to drag you into this place for a very similar incident involving a pie eating contest.

Gai, sitting in the chair between their beds and licking bbq sauce from his fingers: You guys just need to train harder, that’s all. I think the three of us should start a stomach training regimen tomorrow!

Obito and Kakashi:

[ladykissingfish]

Konan, checking on Deidara: Is he any better?

Tobi: *shakes his head* No. Senpai still has a pretty high fever.

Konan: *wipes Deidara’s forehead down with a cool cloth* Poor thing. He gets the flu like this two or three times a year and I know he hates it every time. Ah, well — *points to a bowl by table* Just keep an eye on him and try to get him to swallow some of that broth when he’s up to it.

Tobi: *salutes her* Will do, Miss Konan!

Konan: *leaves*

Tobi: *takes off his mask and puts the spoon into the bowl* Okay, Deidara, time to eat. Open up!

Deidara, eyes wide: Oooh you’re back again. Handsome. What a handsome man. Tobi you’re a handsome man!

Tobi, in Obito voice: I’m not handsome, kid. You’re sick; you’re hallucinating.

Deidara, sitting up: I’m not imagining this; you’re different. Your face is real and your voice is different. *puckers his lips* Gimme a kiss, make me feel better ~

Obito: How about if you finish all your broth first, okay?

Deidara, happily: It’s a deal, hm!

*Obito gently spoon feeds Deidara until the last drop is swallowed up* 

Deidara: Okay, come on, pay up! *puckers again*

Obito: Okay, okay; lay back first, beautiful, and close your eyes.

*Deidara lays back and closes his eyes*

Deidara: I can’t wait; I’ve never ever kissed someone so handsome before! I — I — *suddenly falls asleep*

Obito: It’s a good thing those sleeping pills u put in his soup take effect so fast. But still, a promise is a promise, so —

*Obito leans down and gently kisses Deidara’s lips*

Obito: Heh … *puts his mask back on and stands up, collecting the empty bowl* One day, dear, we’ll do that for real. Or my name isn’t Obito Uchiha.

Deidara: *still asleep, but his face involuntarily twitches at “Uchiha”*

[ladykissingfish]

Deidara: Hey; you ready to go?

Obito: In a minute.

Deidara: *comes into Obito’s room and sits next to him on his bed* You’re looking at it again, aren’t you?

Obito: *nods*

Deidara: *gently takes the photo that he’s seen so many times before, of Obito and his teammates Kakashi and Rin with their sensei Minato*

Deidara, softly: Why do you look at this so much if it makes you sad? You a glutton for punishment or what?

Obito: Maybe. *shrugs* Guess I just … I miss being that young, is all.

Deidara: *scoffs* C’mon, man; you can run circles around me any day of the week, and you know it.

Obito: Doesn’t have anything to do with stuff like that. It’s, well, I miss being innocent, I guess. Stupid about how shitty this world really is.

Deidara: Oi, Oi … *sets down the picture and puts his arm around Obito’s shoulders* Yeah, life can be a great big ball of shit, hm. But it can also be very beautiful. And think, if things hasn’t turned out the way they did, you wouldn’t have ended up with the most spectacular boyfriend in all of the universe. *kisses his cheek* Right?

Obito: *chuckles and takes Deidara’s hand, squeezing it* I suppose your narcissistic view has some charm to it. *stands and picks up the photo, tucking it back into his drawer* Alright, I’m ready. Where are we going again?

Deidara: This new food place I found, hm. It’s really cheap, only about 10000 yen a plate!

Obito:

Obito: *checks his wallet* You know, that’s something else I miss from childhood; going out to eat was a hell of a lot cheaper.  *looks at Deidara* And so was having a boyfriend.

[ladykissingfish]

Itachi: Deidara. Come here. Deidara: The fuck do you want, Uchiha?? Itachi: This conflict between us has to end. If we’re to be effective Akatsuki team members, then we have to learn put the past behind us, and learn to function as a cohesive unit; even if we aren’t partners. While I'm not really one to point things like this out, I have always been courteous to you, so I-- Deidara: *deep, exaggerated sigh* Fiiiine, Itachi. What exactly do you want from me, huh?  Itachi: I want you to take Tobi on a date. Deidara: Deidara: … You want me to WHAT? Itachi: I don’t know if you know this, but today is his birthday. I know that nothing would make him happier than to spend some time with you. Deidara: Why ME, hm? We’re just partners, it’s not really like we’re friends or anything! Itachi: Goodness, it appears you’re almost as blind as me. You truly have no inkling of the … the almost frightening depth of his feelings for you? Deidara, trying hard not to blush: T-that's ridiculous, hm! And ... and even if it were true? That whole mask-thing really freaks me out. I have no idea of what's behind there, and that makes it even scarier. Itachi: Well, what if I could convince him to take it off for your date? Would you be willing to do it then? Deidara: I ... suppose? Itachi: Perfect! Okay, here's the address of a restaurant I know he'll enjoy. It's not very expensive, but the food is great. You arrive there about 6 tonight, and I'll tell him to meet you, okay? Deidara: *sighs* Jeez, you're going through a lot of trouble for that weirdo. *snorts a laugh* You'd almost think he was your secret brother or something ... Itachi: *laughs nervously* Brother is a bit of a stretch ... but you're close. Deidara: What do you mean I'm -- Itachi: *hurries from the room* Well enjoy tonight! Let me know how it goes! *later that night* Deidara, pulling irritably at the collar and tie Konan insisted he wear: Can't believe I had to dress up for that guy, hm. This has to be a joke or something; fuckin' Red-Eyes probably found out that it was me who put that snake in his bed two weeks ago, hm, and this is his way of fucking with me over it. Because Tobi isn't -- A voice from behind: You look incredibly handsome, Senpai. *Deidara turns slowly to the unfamiliar sound of the deep voice, and his eyes widen. Standing at the table is a tall man with black hair and dark brown eyes. Well, eye. One eye appears to be swollen shut, and there are jagged scars along the opposite edge of his face. He's wearing a dark blue suit with a burgandy shirt underneath* Deidara: T-tobi? Obito: I'd prefer if you called me Obito, Dei. *sits down across from him* I'm so happy you agreed to be my date tonight; Itachi said you would, but I didn't believe him. Deidara: Y-your voice ... you don't sound like an idiot at all ... Obito, smiling: Complicated situation, Senpai. But maybe if you go out with me more, you could learn some more about me. What do you think? Deidara: *picks up his menu with shaking hands* Obito: Are you nervous? Deidara: A little. It's like I'm sitting here with a stranger. Obito: C'mon, Deidara ... would a stranger know about how you twisted your ankle by tripping in a gopher hole two days ago but lied and told everyone it was from kicking an enemy nin? Deidara, scowling: Okay fine. Hey, just because it's your birthday and just because you're really cute doesn't mean I wont kick your ass, understand? Obito: Obito: Y-you think I'm cute?? Deidara, blushing: I'm gonna kill that fucker Itachi later. Obito: I'm going to hug him. Best little cousin ever! Deidara: Wait ... what? "Little cousin"?? Are you ... are you an Uch-- *at that moment the waiters come out with a giant cake lit with sparklers* Waiters: *sing him Happy Birthday, then leave* Obito: Dei … did you arrange this?? Deidara, blushing: Y-yeah. Now put those things out and make a wish, and while you’re at it, throw in a request for me. Obito: Oh? What? Deidara, blushing harder and scowling: Wish that I don’t look like too much of an idiot wearing your Uchiha robes some day. Obito: