#objectifed comic

[glitched-radio]

“The respawn terminal will say I’m “male” no matter how many times I respawn.”

[host-objectified-gay]

if i ate a green berry:

[glistenling]

wagu

[osc-userboxes]

ough… this user is host irl userbox.. (like from objectified) and also a this user is a yellowface yume shipper one…

for @host-objectified-irl!

[dumbleafyfan]

dragonscale-san, I have to go!!

[bustermutt]

how the objectified episodes have been lately:

MINTY DIES A HORRIBLE AND GRUSOME DEATH AND THERE BLOOD AND OMG BRANDY YOU DICK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MINTY YOU SUCK OMG COMET WHY IS THE RAVEN THING HELPING YOU I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE EPISODE WAS ABOUT TBH OH MY GOD!!!!!

anyway, trans wagyu everyone!!!

[r3inb0ws]

AHHHH I LOVE THE NEW OBJECTIFED EPISODE

I fell into a trance and woke up with this in front of me, lwk pretty proud of it

[s1lverp4wedb4t]

Objectifed and Hfjone make me think of the difficulties of being an obscurely shaped object. Good luck getting clothes if you're cold. Good luck reading signs not made for your height. Good luck entering buildings. Good luck using any furniture. Good luck having a comfortable house.

Let's use the street lamp character in objectifed as an example. How do they fit through doorways? How do they go anywhere?

this is my research (insert air quotes here). I used both dragon scale and waygu because I knew they had scenes together and both stood beside doors. as you can see, if you are more than two (2) dragon scales or three (3) waygus tall, you will not fit through a door. (and props to the artists for size consistency)

Street lamp is WAY more than two (2) dragon scales, we can assume from their only frame, therefore meaning they can't fit through ANY DOORS IN THE WORLD. ANY OF THEM!!!!!!!! (If you thought that was obvious, I double checked because dragon scale is pretty small and therefore a bad ruler and because cabby ii is twice the size of nickel ii. so. objects. (jazz hands))

Can you imagine for a second being so tall that ZERO. ZERO DOORS CAN FIT YOU. YOU CAN'T EVEN BEND DOWN. YOU'RE MADE OF METAL. AND TRY CEILINGS NOW!!!!!!!

anyways here's your sign to write fanfic on this topic and be so kind as to reblog with link/text k thx byeeeeee