#objectiveheartmuscle

[barsonaddict]

is it just me or are they giving Liv really messy-styled "fuck me" hair in all of her scenes with Barba this season 👀

It is not just you, and I am here. for. it.

[vafiction]

VAfiction will be undergoing some changes!

Over the next week or so, there will be some changes made to VAfiction. It was always my hope that this would be a place for fans to discover great fics. Obviously, that hasn’t always been the case but I have brought a friend on board to help change that. 

Please welcome: @objectiveheartmuscle

This lovely lady reads just as many fics as I do and together (along with you guys, hopefully) we will be compiling lists of different fics you can explore. These might include pregnancy fics, fics featuring queer characters, or popular troupes like Dimitri choosing to go with Tasha after Frostbite.

When a list is posted and you notice that it is incomplete, send us a message so we can add the fic and author to the list (we need the name of the fic, the author, and preferably a link to the story on fanfiction.com or AO3)

We will also be posting occasional prompts to get your creative juices flowing! There will be a hashtag to add your drabble so we can find it on here. These could include edits, drabbles, or fanfic!

We still want to feature amazing fics! If you find a great VA fanfic that you think deserves a special recognition, send us a message with the name of the author and story so we can give them a shout out. 

[iknewitiknewyou]

don't mind me rolling thru ur romitri tag, I've recently become re-enamored with them again & ur tag for them is rly good ✌

OMG please roll through! Do you want to stay over? Need a tent? A sleeping bag maybe? Some snacks? Welcome :D

And if you ever need to talk about your re-discovered love for them I’m here. Always in fangirl ready mode when it comes to these two idiots.

[lorcleis]

gigi256 replied to your photo: we’ve got a live one folks @gigi256...

Oh for the love of God! You are the author, you get to decide. Want to make Dimitri full out gay? YAY! Want to kill him just for kicks? Why not!? People are getting so pissed because you are “messing” with the perfect little character they’ve created in their minds. The more they love the character, they more people get pissed. NGL, I haven’t read your story yet (been a bit focused in other things, haven’t had much time to read ANY fic) but I’m about ready to hit up your comments & THROW DOWN!

andrea... ur my fav. legit they got angry over a character who is mentioned very briefly (like TWO WORDS are said about him) and he wasn’t even going to even show his face in this fic but he sure as hell is now.

sagemb  replied to your photo: we’ve got a live one folks @gigi256...

why do straight people just insist that no one can possibly be anything but heterosexual like. barbara you're not relatable. your sexuality is not relatable to us. go home and cry about your unfulfilling marriage ok

#same

objectiveheartmuscle  replied to your photo: we’ve got a live one folks @gigi256...

mmmm, I sure do love me some classic homophobia on a wednesday night

nice and chargrilled out under the stars

airyalmost replied to your photo: we’ve got a live one folks @gigi256...

sorry about the reviews :(

it’s ok! it’d be better if i could respond to the reviewers but i decided to delete the homophobic ones instead.

[nhlcommissioner]

@objectiveheartmuscle replied to your post: so many of y’all said new jersey drivers were the...

as a marylander, born and bred, with a mother from queens nyc, I was initially annoyed but then I remembered none of us in md know what the fuck a turn signal is

none of y'all do it's WILD!! also no one knows how to use the left lane as a passing lane but that's more of a universal dmv phenomenon

[traviszajac]

@objectiveheartmuscle replied to your post:

LEAFS SUCK

FUCK OFF MAGEN

[langdonfranks]

i lost my 40 day snapstreak with @objectiveheartmuscle and basically my life has no meaning now.

[langdonfranks]

@objectiveheartmuscle replied to your post: @objectiveheartmuscle replied to your post: ...

oh,,,,,,, my god

what kind of wine do u like? white? no thanks u can miss me with that bland shit. rosé? a child’s wine.  fruit wines can be enjoyed occasionally as a treat.