spooky.

lorelei. fanfiction cryptid. give me your tired, your poor, your rarepairs yearning to breathe free.

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[squeakitties]

dwarves would be enthralled with midwestern casserole dishes

[squeakitties]

dwarves would go apeshit over tater tot and cream of mushroom soup hotdish

[velnna]

I watched barbie

[velnna]

Canon compliance

[artndetails]

the sound of the rain. x

[nerdy-boytoy-deactivated2023031]

Yes, babe, they underestimate the extent of your wrath and desire to end their existence. Can I go down on you now?

[voidambassador]

anyone know of any large cracks in the ground that leak powerful psychoactive hallucinogens. thinking of becoming an oracle

[dear-ao3]

[valtsv]

[egberts]

companies really have got to be okay with stagnant profits. what is wrong with earning the same amount every year? why does it always have to be more? it's not sustainable. there are only so many people on the planet you can profit from 😭

[boydykedevo]

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

[boydykedevo]

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say "battery low" in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

[greelin]

“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual

[evilwizard]

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

[evilwizard]

YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS

WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW

[aggressiveslothnoises]

*mashes the skip dialogue button*

[evilwizard]

[grippiersockgangggg-deactivated]

I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*

[almostsweetmuse-deactivated2023]

he's a national treasure actually

[endiness]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994) dir. Neil Jordan

[mattelektras]

all of this happened because of fanatics and arguments about the next world. it’s time we start believing in this one.

[sinfulsuns]

why do they call it “desires of the flesh” like that doesn’t make me want to abstain it makes me want to indulge in these desires, indulge in the flesh if you will