#objectum rambling

[objectum-culture-is]

objectum culture is sloowwwllyyy getting weird about my favorite/most used water bottle LMAO

I use him as much as possible until he needs to be cleaned, and I get so pissed off if I accidentally let him sit in the sink too long or he gets misplaced by somebody else. He's cute and dumb and never leaks and keeps my water cold ❤ what a handy man. we are lowkey FWB but 100% friends. I heart him. hehehehe :3

(i love seeing everybody talk about their object partners/friends/family so I thought I'd chip in!!! never seen anybody objectum for a water bottle yet lol)

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[cynic-eel]

There’s a stunningly beautiful & jaw-droppingly gorgeous cotton candy maker / vending machine at one of the nearby malls…

what do i say she’s sooooo cute and i’m soooooooo nervous >_<

[edgargutzz]

plush/toy collectors are strange to me

like. Ik that’s weird to say out of context, but hear me out please

i collect vintage things, prototype models of toys, ect,, and looking at other ppl who do similar things, and somehow manage to NOT be attracted to at least ONE baffles me,, really.

it doesn’t even have to be romantic,,, they could be ur children.. yet ur putting them on a shelf all alone :(((

i mostly just was compelled to say this because of squishmellow collectors.. the old ones r so cute why aren’t you smooching them :, (

(I mean this in a lighthearted way ofc, I understand why ppl do it,, but that’s just sorta how I figured out I was Objectum to begin with)

[objectum-culture-is]

Objectum culture is accidentally falling in love with your new keyboard. I mean look at her, she's just so pretty 😍

[objectum-culture-is]

im so very objectum for my sharpies <3

Stationary objects <3

[objectum-culture-is]

thinking about the time my gf texted me “it sounds like you have a very familial relationship with [name of my plush partner]!” as i was making out with her

Pfft that's amazing

[objectum-culture-is]

Objectum culture is wondering how to appreciate your new object the best, especially if reconnecting to yourself?

Years ago I had a game system I loved so much as a teenager, but I openly told people about it (yes, I would kiss and stuff) I got so bullied even years later. Many years later I got a MacBook I feel similar about. But I feel awkward opening back up to my earlier self. What should I do?

Try taking things slowly ^^ do only what you're comfortable with

[objectum-culture-is]

Important discovery for objectum/technum culture: try the website "its is as if you were making love", works both on mobile and computer.

->https://pippinbarr.com/itisasifyouweremakinglove/

Thank me later.

OwO