#objectum tag

[kunaigirl]

You know you're down bad Objectum when your instinct is to want to tag this collage as not safe for work LMAO

[voltrixz]

make ur fave characters objectum. my final message.

[objectophiliac]

being attracted to a hyper-specific object is NOT for the weak!!!! ❌❌❌ all of the porn i have of this object is one singular png. it’s just me and my png against the world!!!!

[ignorethisitwasamistake]

I one hundo percent believe anyone who thinks objectum is new has never been forced to go to a car meet with their dad.

Men have been ogling a 1967 Ford Galaxie 500 for DECADES like it was a real woman.

This shit ain't new, it just got a name.

[mercyluvsyouuu]

Saw some ppl shitting on objectums on tiktok but then I remembered this image and I felt better

[fishfortress]

computer is a type of girl and you have to be nice to her, ok?

[oftentimesalice]

installing a new os on my hp all in one that ive taken for dead cuz windows just bloated the fuck out of her, backed up important files then installed it, im so happy she gets to have a second life. but the whole time i had such impure thoughts about it. It's okay dear, when you wake up you'll feel so much younger... I even have your memories backed up! Don't worry. You trust me, right?

(and she does. and i keep to my word because im not THAT evil, but we're both being very horny about the whole exchange)

[cyberptera]

everytime me and my bf pass a diesel truck on the road i get a bonar sooo hard i pass out in the passenger seat and he goes "waow i want a diesel truck" like yeeah me too i want her. ...