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NSFW BLOG MINORS DO NOT INTERACT Go to the blog on my pinned, this one is just being kept as an archive! Will still respond to asks and stuff...

[oftentimesalice]

people NEED to please let me comment with the alt account i cant be letting posts go because im an alt im about to make a whole new main tumblr account just for my evil deeds.

[fulltimealice]

hey, im over here now, haha, whoops.

[oftentimesalice]

people NEED to please let me comment with the alt account i cant be letting posts go because im an alt im about to make a whole new main tumblr account just for my evil deeds.

[vampireopossum]

im actually gonna lose my mind forever thinking about transfem finn the human

[vampireopossum]

[vampireopossum]

hey finn did even you know that humans could be women before you met susan . did that thought ever cross your mind .

[foone]

it's always important to ask:

would this erotica be sexier if you wrote it as a spreadsheet?

[foone]

it's either gonna be a spreadsheet or vaguely pythonlike pseudocode, possibly embedded into a mini-wiki?

ooh, no, I've got it: Windows 95 era Help Menus!

I'll get out the Windows 95 SDK...

[oftentimesalice]

id written ero-things that would benefit from the windows 95 era help menu look sexier? maybe just for me.

[notbop]

you should pee yourself for the sexual amusement of other girls

[innumerable-voices]

[tongue-twists]

sex is toys.

[tongue-twists]

sex is toys.

[tongue-twists]

so I was too tired the other day to really develop this but that is indeed my position on the nature of sex and how it should be weighed socially.

it is an activity that requires all parties to agree to a set of rules, even if they're not super defined and often just how they figure it's supposed to be done from hearing about it. it can be done just to have fun, it can be done to bond, it can be done for work. it also ceases to be play when one person breaks the rules in a way that makes it not fun for any other person.

it's not a big fucking deal. it's people playing. which means that whether you want to have sex or don't or only want to do it with one person ever or with a bunch of people it's literally fine. it's playing. I'm not gonna shame you for how and why you decide to play. I'm not gonna ascribe moral judgements to it.

sex is toys.

[pankendev]

fuck you. i cast Forgot to charge your vibrator

[pankendev]

i fully understand the creep factor in saying this but i have to wonder how many orgasms i indirectly enabled by posting that

[oftentimesalice]

i feel like it has to be more than zero

congrats on adding those adhd orgasms to the list of people who have came to your work

[i-kiss-objects]

Good afternoon object kissers! ^^

How was your day so far?

[vicholas]

[vicholas]

icon

[mexipika]

Oh my God its true

[tahthetrickster]

how are yall gonna share this all and not mention that the muppet with the fraggle rack is named Arieola Borealis

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

every single addition to this post caused additional psychic damage i hit 0hp at ‘fraggle rack’

[sonohtigris]

The fish is named Slippery Richardson

[givemeallyourpenny]

Finally, something that adapts DND correctly 

[beachgothgay]

My favourite thing in more recent yuri manga is when they google "lesbian" or "am I a lesbian" or something like that, and there's usually a bit of them reacting to like porn or something, it's cute

[beachgothgay]

[arcadebroke]

[neo-nightmares]

why is this post mature content it's literally just a motherboard with sonic the hedgehog on it

[suninalantern]

Well my friend. This is where @funnier-when-objectum comes in.

[oftentimesalice]

tramp stamp

[ancientbewing]

You can’t just call me a robot fucker, I don’t just want to fuck a robot, I want to love a robot.

[glacierclear]

ive been playing quarantine zone. and there's a random NPC that has a submissive whimpering stuttering voice for some reason. so naturally i want to touch him.

[skarchomp]

glitched areas in 3d games: bizarre but serene, like being in a wide awake dream world, where physics and logic are only theories, and everything seems so confined and yet you’ve never felt more free

glitched areas in 2d games: welcome to hell! welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

[skarchomp]

[dragongirlpiss]

you're not even liking a photo of my epic penas on pillowfrot

[dragongirlpiss]

you're liking a photo of my epic penas on tumblr x3

[spicymancer]

Teasing the robot boyfriend.

[donutdrawsthings]

my most sick and twisted fantasy